"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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:( since I "believe" in evolution...

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Down with Huckabee!

But yeah @ Rhoto the same thing should be applied to the DJ Bible. We shouldn't follow it like a religion.

@redspicyflag: I was never brought up religously so I wouldn't have to go through anythign like that. However my dad was brought up as a catholic and went to a religous school but as soon as he was old enough he started questioning it and now he believes in evolution. Don't let anyone else force their beliefs onto you, not even your parents.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Last Man Standing said:
You have to write in a human language - not ape speech - can someone translate for me?
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If you can't read what I wrote...then you are the ape. Sorry to break it to you. But here's a banana to cheer you up. Go fetch ya ignorant geezer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXdwcIWIB_o
 
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There's a reason that discussions regarding politics, religion (and by extension, whether we did or did not come from little hairy chimpanzees) aren't allowed on the forum... Thanks for adhering to the rules and regs.
 
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