Should I own him?

[heteropedro]

Let me get straight to the point. This kid doesent want to be my friend anymore *I dont care at all cuz hes a fag, but he might be kidding so anyway lets say he's not*. He said he wont give me the **** back that I let him borrow. When I see him in school on monday *no school tommorrow* I was considering going tohim and telling him to bring it to school the next day. IF he says no then I want to beat his ass down for all the disrespect he's shown me. But I dont want to get suspended. So what the hell should I do?

 

[Smooth as Anything]

We are here to help heterosexual males. Sorry.

Try girlproblems.com

Good Day.

 

[heteropedro]

What the hell are you talking about? My name says that I am straight? Man thats insulting...telling me to goto the afc site? What the hell did I do to deserve that...ass hole

Edit: No wtf that really got to me...are you calling me a fag? Im asking for ****ing advice on something high school relates and you call me a fag? Whats your problem?

 

[Da Irishman]

By putting hetero in your name it means you are trying to show people you are straight. To me this means you are not quite sure about your sexuality yourself.

 

[heteropedro]

jesus christ na man. Hetero rhymes with pedro. Thats the only god damn reason I put it in there. If i was insecure about my sexuality I wouldent have put things like "should I beat his ass". I didnt even noticed that it sounded gthat way until he posted that and I thought about why he could of thought I was gay.

Plus why the hell would I be on this site if I was gay. CAn you just help me with the rason I posted this thread?

 

[DuckMan]

hetero Heh Ter Oh Pedro Pay Dro
dont sound the same to me.

 

[Smooth as Anything]

Hahahahahahahahahahha

I was only kidding!

I think its ridiculous you're asking for help on this on this board man, that's all.

We are here for girl help not guy help.

That was all I was trying to say, HeteroPedro.

 

[Julian]

Damn you guys are some richard simmons lovers.


Say pedro, put emphasis on the d and roll your r. Ped-a-rrrrrro, now say it with a spanish accent.

Anyway. How can you not know if this guy was joking or not hetero?

Say this.

"Yo man, quit bullsh1tting, Regardless if you wanna be my friend or not, it doesnt matter. Gimme my sh1t back."

If he refuses, beat his ass.

 

[heteropedro]

Pay-dro! HAHAHA Thats the 100% cracker way of saying it. It rymes perfectly if you say it like julian did. Anyway thanks julian andmy bad smooth. But what should I do about the getting suspened bit?

 

[Bagheera]

Vacation...

 

[ManOrMachine]

my take

This is simple.

1. Tell him to give it back the next day
2. If he doesn't give it back go to his house and get it then
3. If he doesn't give you the item back then you beat his ass, but try to stay away from doing it on his property....

 

[seloifter]

Originally posted by heteropedro
If i was insecure about my sexuality I wouldent have put things like "should I beat his ass"

actually it's guys who ARE insecure (either sexually or otherwise) that usually say things like "I'm gonna beat his ass" to try to "assert their masculinity" to others.
but I'm just pointing out a psychological tink. Dun worry about it lah ;o

 

[Canadianpimpology]

My question...why would you want to "own" a dude?

 

[Evil-Rom]

Originally posted by Canadianpimpology
My question...why would you want to "own" a dude?

Because it's l33t.

 

[DJ Alejandro]

hmmm.. i dont think beating someone's ass is gonna enhance your image bud. if you really wanna beat the crap outta him tho, try having him strike you 1st. of course, u should be on guard. at least they(the authorities/officials) cans say that it wasn't you who started the fistfight and you only wanted to have your **** returned.

 

[heteropedro]

I didn't say I want to improve my image. I'll do what man and machine said I should do.