"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Should I have SEX with this older woman?

Thread starter ShortTimer
Start date Mar 1, 2005

Do her or no?

Have sex with her already!
Votes: 34 91.9%
Don't do it, it'll cause trouble.
Votes: 2 5.4%
I have a better idea for you ShortTimer: read my post.
Votes: 1 2.7%

Total voters

37

FunnyCide

Don Juan

Mar 1, 2005

why is there even a poll for this question? When in doubt about sex just ask your penis? It'll always point you in the right direction.

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