"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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saber101

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So to give you guys a little bit of background info, i have a spare every day in second period, because im in the advanced enlglish class. All the other people in the advanced class also have spares in second (they're the only ones in my grade that do). For some reason, these advanced class people don't respect me. None of them. I get respect from all the other people i know, probably because im not afraid to go and start a conversation with a group of girls (as long as theres one there i know). Anyways, for some reason the advanced ones dont give me this respect, and i just don't know why. What pisses me off the most is that the nerdiest guy of that group today threw his biscuit in my face today, and all i could think of saying was "you're mean" (ive never had to deal with something like that). Later the nerd said no one wanted me there. I Said "(girl) wants me here." She looked at me and was like "Pfft. Haha no i don't." So i left. I was so embaressed because i'm a very proud person. How do i get them to atleast respect me? or do i even need their respect? Should i just not hang around with them during my spares (thus hanging by myself b/c no one else has spares)? Let me know.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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haha bastard :D i was waiting for the "Pfft. Haha no i don't" girl to ask you for anal:D you shall rott in hell for misleading thread titles! LOL anyway as for helping you out... hmmm i'd suggest minding your own bussiness since they seem to be evil bastards and the next time that guy throws something at you PLZ and i mean PLZ DO IT FOR ME stand up for yourself and tell him to **** off and if he bothers you one more time you'll kick his ass, if he does it again kick his ass!!! best way to earn respect against stubborn ppl IMO.

PS: if he's stronger than you don't fight him but pretend you will and that you're not afraid. If he tries to hit you try to push him away and then get away. lol.
 

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DJsomeday said:
haha bastard :D i was waiting for the "Pfft. Haha no i don't" girl to ask you for anal:D you shall rott in hell for misleading thread titles! LOL anyway as for helping you out... hmmm i'd suggest minding your own bussiness since they seem to be evil bastards and the next time that guy throws something at you PLZ and i mean PLZ DO IT FOR ME stand up for yourself and tell him to **** off and if he bothers you one more time you'll kick his ass, if he does it again kick his ass!!! best way to earn respect against stubborn ppl IMO.

PS: if he's stronger than you don't fight him but pretend you will and that you're not afraid. If he tries to hit you try to push him away and then get away. lol.

Good advice. As for the nerd hes the skinniest fvcker i've ever seen so i could take him any day:woo:
 

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I didn't read your post, but if she does, make sure you use a baseball bat or a large cucumber. Your cuck won't cut it, trust me.
 
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Kick that douche's ass if you do then it'll show the other "nerds" that your stronger than their "nerd master/boss" and they'll have to respect you. Seriously they prob don't respect you cuz they're jealous, so just ignore them or do something about. Also stop making these BS title threads your wasting my time and it's pissin me off.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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