"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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She wants me to apologise to her ex..

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drama queen for sure.........cheeky fvcker as well........say sorry to her ex boyfriend who she was stringing along to keep her ego boosted..........let me think about this one .........ehhhhhhh............don't think so..........do yourself a massive favour make like a ghost asap........forget this chick she is a total fruitcake for sure.............women love drama..........but they hate silence...................fvck them both right off.

good luck with your choice
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Just thought I'd update you all.

I walked, she went back to her ex and now thats got ****ed up too.

Meanwhile I'm happy back to having a few girls on the go until one peaks my interest.

Cheers for the words.
 
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If you apologize to her, I'll personally come to your house and beat the living sh!t out of you. WTF? How can you even contemplate such nonsense. I would have laughed in her face and shown her the door. F*ck that.
 
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wow bro, this has to be up there for some of the craziest female illogic I have ever heard of. And look at my post history that is saying something..

Tell her you will apologize by taking you and her used condom with your gizz in it and mailing it to him and saying "Sorry man, I believe this was yours".
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SkiLife said:
Just thought I'd update you all.

I walked, she went back to her ex and now thats got ****ed up too.

Meanwhile I'm happy back to having a few girls on the go until one peaks my interest.

Cheers for the words.
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Good job the fact that she went back to the ex tells you you've made the right choice that was a crazy ****ing situation though
 
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Danger said:
She can go fvk herself. And so can her beta-boyfriend.

Walk away and never, ever look back.
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Your new name should be Casper.
 
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Ok, she helped you with your confidence in pursuing your promotion but she still is a no good and unworthy of your time...Why are we still talking about this broad???
 
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