greatsnake
Master Don Juan
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Aren't they great, when you notice what they're all about?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Sexually Manipulative Women
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Serenity
Moderator
They're not great, but it's great to know about them to avoid them.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Ain't buying it! 
Had an fun text convo with one of these types last week. Went like this:
Her: (Sends me naked pic via text)
Me: Looking good. I think its about time for me to rock your world again
Her: What are you going to do about it?
Me: I'll show you tonight when you come over.
Her: Maybe I'm not free tonight
Me: Lol. F U Katie
Her: That's not how you seduce a woman azzhole.
Me: Don't care
Her: What about 8:30?
Her: (Sends me naked pic via text)
Me: Looking good. I think its about time for me to rock your world again
Her: What are you going to do about it?
Me: I'll show you tonight when you come over.
Her: Maybe I'm not free tonight
Me: Lol. F U Katie
Her: That's not how you seduce a woman azzhole.
Me: Don't care
Her: What about 8:30?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Masculinity
Master Don Juan
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Seriously, if we could all just have some refunds...
