"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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sending a confirmation text for sunday?

kingsam

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may god you poor AFC's who have replied on this ....
there were some decent answers here (by in$tinct) but they will just be ingored
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The only SMS making sense before an arranged date is:

"I got shaved! And you?"
 

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kingsam said:
may god you poor AFC's who have replied on this ....
there were some decent answers here (by in$tinct) but they will just be ingored

May God be with you too my friend
 

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Joe Stud said:
Well? It's sunday. Game on? Game off?
Lol soz for not reporting back i didn't realise my issue would still be posted on.

she cancelled on me before i even sent a text and didn't counter offer so that's end of. although it'll be quite funny if i bump into her this weekend at a house party im going to. ignore and act uninterested.

im moving onto different plates now.
 
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