"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Semiformal tomorrow, help strongly needed.

Flabbergasped?

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Long story short, I asked this girl to a semiformal tomorrow. I haven't really gotten to gauge IL outside of the fact that she said yes and was fairly warm on the phone. Apparently, during a talk to one of our mutual friends, she didn't concede that she would sleep with me after being nagged about it in an elaborate fashion. Naturally, this is so she doesn't look like a slut.

This is my question. I'm going in blind, so I need to pull all the stops as far as raising IL/buying temperature, really fast. I have about two hours max to talk this chick into 1) f*cking, or 2) going to other parties after the formal. I don't know any routines. That's probably a problem, since I haven't gotten some in a while. My natural game must not be up to snuff.

Also, she probably won't be imbibing much alcohol, so that's out of the question.

What I'm asking for is a tried-and-true strategic plan. I know c&f, I'll be playful, all that stuff, but I need things to say. I need to plow through and pound her senses for two straight hours.

Lay it on me, SS.com
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I chocked as I read long story short.. You see I just told a guy to print a long story and shove it up his a55, and that others might not care and not reply, and I do care, so he should let me know how it feels..

Say, blah blah, eye her, and blah blah, then kiss her, and then accuse her of being too forward.. Then you can ask her to go to your place and watch a movie... There you have a chance to fvck her.. Then other things..

Speaking of other things.. I bet she just want a fvcking buddy, so I guess you'd be out of luck after you fvck her..
 

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More help guys.

What if I don't have any movie to watch? Can I just say that and pounce on her once she's in my room?
 
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In today's world, why can't a woman be enjoyed for her feminine companionship, and not be reduced to a sexual ploy??? Does anyone have the answer?
 

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Flabbergasped? said:
More help guys.

What if I don't have any movie to watch? Can I just say that and pounce on her once she's in my room?
Ok seriously i think you are an idiot. You dont even know if this girl is interested in you yet you area already thinking of having sex with her the first time you go out. I am not saying its not possible but i would first work on raising her IL and possibly making out.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Prodigy746 said:
you are an idiot


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. :down:




Flabbergasped, nothing wrong with wanting to bone a woman. The point is to not let just any girl to the goods, they must fit a certain criteria, they must qualify to get d1ck.

That let's watch movie stuff is just an example of escalating. There you are, kissing a girl, and now you telling her to let's fvck. That's taking her past her compfort level with you. She want you to do that.. Unless she says no. You have a license to do anything you want with a woman until she says no.

Girl wants some d1ck, make her work for it. I think you'll do just fine. One step at a time, you want to kiss her, you know how to do it. Once that is out of the way work on something else. Don't try to memorize the whole entire thing. That's too much work. One thing at a time.


By the way, don't bring her to your parents place. That's not cool. Girl wants d1ck, but she wants it in private. Bring her to her place. Tell her, let's watch a movie at my place. She agrees, oh wait, no, we can't do that. I have mom and dad inside, let's go to your place.. <------ that is not a question!
 

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Prodigy, just hooking up is fine. I wouldn't mind the ONS though. Thanks for insulting me either way. How do I raise the IL fast, assuming she may not be interested (which is definitely a possibility?)

LMS, I asked her so I would bone her, I have friendly female friends I could have taken if I wanted to giggle about boys.

I think the proper way to approach this is to just have fun for most of the night and to focus on kissing/making out tonight, and just following up over the weekend for a close. Maybe that's been my problem, I've been refusing to take things slow and letting them marinate for a few day.

Thanks SS minus Prodigy.
 

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The formal was last night.

I tried working my magic, but she never warmed up. I got belligerently drunk and negged her the whole time, then hooked up with someone else.

Cheers
 

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Yea, to get good you can't perfect kissing with the same chick. Gotta be different chick every time.
 

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Next time slip something in her drink and bang her while she's passed out. That's what I always do when I need some poonani.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Flabbergasped? said:
The formal was last night.

I tried working my magic, but she never warmed up. I got belligerently drunk and negged her the whole time, then hooked up with someone else.

Cheers
:nono:

If you're looking to keep your A game, never get that drunk. Get a good buzz, nothing more. Too much liquid courage doesn't get you quality or quantity.

young_gun said:
Next time slip something in her drink and bang her while she's passed out. That's what I always do when I need some poonani.
I believe they have a word for that....Rape.
 

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Hahahaha, it isn't rape if they like it....................

Or don't know about it..............

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