"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Scrotal heating for male birth control

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Amazed I never heard of this before:

http://www.pillwatch.com/info/heat-method-of-male-contraception.html

So I'm thinking that, rather than try to dip my nutsack in hot water for 45 minutes a day, I'm going to start using a hot water bottle or heating pad. If that works even somewhat to bring my chances of an unintended pregnancy down (and I hate condoms), then it'll be worth it.

Guess there hasn't been much research done since big pharma can't make any money from it.

No injections, no hormones, no surgery, nothing that alters the sex act itself... sounds like an ideal male contraceptive.

EDIT:

Additional links...

http://malecontraceptives.org/methods/simple_heat.php
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7995654 (Testes held close to body)
http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2012-01/mcip-umc012912.php (Ultrasound heating)
http://www.popline.org/node/296551 (French study)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Dafuq?
 

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old_skoolr said:
It's called your brain. Use it.

Actually, that's pretty much the response I should expect from my OP. It always fascinates me how topics that are even slightly above the intellectual range of game-show watching morons are treated with contempt. I guess I just didn't think this topic was that hard to grasp.

But I didn't create this thread for 100-IQers to post retarded responses in, or for anybody to post any type of response in, TBH. I posted it so that it will be archived on the 'net for men who may be interested in this topic in the future and want to try it for themselves.

Thanks.
 

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Zarky said:
It's called your brain. Use it.
Its called a condom. Use it.
 

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Yup! Testis are unable to produce sperms at a higher temperature and therefore your testis's temperature is always 3 to 4 degrees lower than the body temperature. But at a higher temperature the sperms production is halted completely so that the body nutrients are not wasted in producing dead or wasteful sperms.

For the non believers- Touch your body feel its temperature and then touch your sack. It will be colder than your entire body.

Thanks for sharing this piece of knowledge ZARKY
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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