"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Scott Hall's approach journal

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Hey yo. My name's Scott Hall and I've decided chico that I'm going to have my own approach journal, you know? I need to pick up the women as well as the gold so you guys can watch me go and watch my machismo in action. These approaches happened yesterday in beautiful Miami. My first was on a two-set on the sidewalk. Check me out man...

Approach #1

Me: Hey yo. My name...is Scott Hall. The swaggering Cuban.

(laughing)

HB7: The swaggering Cuban? You're crazy!

Me: Hey yo. You disrespecting me? Nobody disrespects Scott Hall. I'm the bad guy.

HB7: Yeah ok whatever freak. (Then she and her friend left)

I don't know what happened. I've heard that these women...they like the bad boys. So why they not go for the bad guy huh? Next!

Approach #2

Hey yo, this happened in a club. I approached this hot babe with all the right curves. A solid HB8. Here's what happened man...

Me: Hey yo, chico.

HB9: Don't you mean chica?

Me: Hey yo, this is Miami. Anything's possible.

HB9: F*ck you a*shole. (Walks away)

I don't get why I had such heat. Maybe it really was a chico eh? I then spotted a really nice two-set. Both HB9 babes with great t*ts - one blonde, one a brunette. Hey yo, check this out...

Approach #3

Me: Hey yo.

HB9blonde: Hey! Ooh nice stubble! (Big IOI chicos)

Me: Hey yo, thanks. I wear stubble cos I'm Scott Hall - the bad guy.

HB9brunette: Whoa Nice muscles too! Hey what's that? (points at my chain)

Me: Hey yo, that's my gold chain you know? I wear gold cos I'm Scott Hall - the swaggering Cuban. I do what I want...whenever I want. I'm loaded with dinero. I go to a car dealership - I get the car. I go to a restaurant - I get free meals. And I can get any woman I want.

HB9brunette: Hehehe. You're cool Scotty. Can I call you Scotty? (definite interest)

Me: You can call me Scotty, you can call me Razor...anything babe.

HB9blonde: So what do you do Scott?

Me: Hey yo, I used to work for this great organisation up north with my friend Big Kev - but we got sick of it. So then Ted Turner talked the turkey and we came down south.

HB9brunette: What did Ted Turner say he'd do for you Scotty?

Me: He promised us movies man. He promised us gold and women. Hey yo - me and Big Kev? We got the gold...and we got the women - but only Hogan got the movies.

HB9blonde: Oh that's so mean!

Me: Hey yo - now me and Big Kev are spending our time in Orlando with our buddy Jeff. I still get the women and I STILL get the gold. We're taking over Universal Studios.

HB9brunette: Ooh I like that.

Me: Hey yo, you like that babe? Then why don't you two babes come have some fun with the bad guy? Tonight...me, Big Kev and Sean are gonna have good time. The Big Man...the medium sized man - that's me - and the small man are gonna have some good times chica. You want a piece of this?

HBblonde: Sounds good but that guy who's coming over is kind of my date and he won't want us to go!

Hey yo get this - then this guy came over and tried to AMOG me - Scott Hall. But NOBODY AMOGs Scott Hall chico...

AFC: Hey that's my girl man! You wanna get your a*s kicked you old piece of sh*t?

Me: Hey yo - NOBODY disrespects the Swaggering Cuban chico!

So I threw my toothpick in his eye and knocked him down man. Then he called for his big friend to come over and whoop my a*s. I won't lie - it looked bad man but I got lucky when my friend arrived...

Big AFC: You're going down Cuban!

Big Kev: You trying to hurt my friend? What should I do with this punk Scott?

Me: Hey yo, Jacknife him big man!

So Big Kev took that punk out and we strolled over to the girls...

Big Kev: Hope you haven't been drinking too much Scotty. So who are these fine hotties bro?

Me: Hey yo these babes are coming with us later on. We gonna hook up with Sean, Jeff, maybe Hogan, maybe Hunter and the showstopper...It's gonna be great.

Two HB9s: Let's go!

Me: Survey says...one more for the good guys.

And that was that chicos. Feedback is welcome. We had a great night, we got some more gold and we drank a few cold ones man. I wish you all a good night too tonight and I'll just say one last thing...

Hey yo, it's all about the MACHISMO.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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skip2mylou781

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WOW even a retaraded little troll doesn't get flamed

Scott Hall is a former Pro Wrestler, and this idiot is tryign to impersonate him

BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN u ****ing waste of space!
 

Scott Hall

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skip2mylou781 said:
WOW even a retaraded little troll doesn't get flamed
Retaraded?

Hey yo chico you can't even spell man.

Why don't you go write another farewell post and then come back and make up some story about how many women you've banged.

You glorified keyboard jockey wankstain on life.

Survey says...you suck donkey balls.
 
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