"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Saw the girl I fvcked up with at her job...

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I came to rehearse there with my band. As I was walking to the bathroom, i smiled and said hey and she did the same. On the way out I didn't find an opening to talk cause my friend was bullsh1tting (no intentions of game) with her. As he did that, I looked at my phone. Didn't say bye. I acted like a fvcking timid little b1tch by not being more aggressive and it's frustrating because in spite of my actions, I'm really not. I'll even be NoFap for a week tomorrow. I'm meeting a cute girl from online soon and I could give a fvck less...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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And me looking at my phone at the end = showing low confidence. At least I'm fvcking smart
 
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