Sarging online: Review - Qualifying a Woman Though an Instant Messenger

[Francisco d'Anconia]

I'm just trying this out to see if it'll be benificial to some of you guys. I'm posting a (short) chat session to see if you guys can can recognize how I (dis)qualified a woman online.

I'm big on qualifying a woman quickly to determine whether or not she's worth the effort in persuing. The following is a chat session I had with a woman who approached me online after seing my profile in Yahoo Personals. She didn't have one though.

cynthia: I was reading your profile and love your sense of humor would you like to chat?

Francisco: Sure, what not. Gotta do something to get my money's worth from this overpriced Internet connection, lol.

cynthia: Well, I can agree with you on that one!

Francisco: So how the heck did you come across my profile, are you in the personals?

cynthia: No, I am not in the personals. I am a single [edited] woman who is looking for a single man that can appreciate a good woman so I thought I would try here

Francisco: But without using the personals? That's gonna be a little difficult, don't 'cha think?

cynthia: Where did you go horseback riding?

*** (One of my profile pics is me on horseback) ***

Francisco: That picture was taken in Jamaica.

cynthia: I went to Jamaica in April (Cruise), it wasn't to bad

Francisco: It's a nice place to visit.

cynthia: Did you grow up in Minnesota

Francisco: Do I really seem Minnesotan?

cynthia: Well, what's Minnesotan?

Francisco: As if you don't have any idea. Well, I'm assuming that you're Minnesotan. Can't really tell much about you without a profile.

cynthia: Yes, I am Minnesotan but I sure don't fit the criteria of a Minnesota woman

Francisco: Ok, let's hear it, describe yourself and I'll let you know if you fit the criteria.

cynthia: 5"3, athletic build, blue eyes, BA in Finance and I own my own business oh and an atractive 35

Francisco: Oh.... I think you forgot modest....

Francisco: But I'll let that go this time...

Francisco: So go ahead, define 'attractive,' since it could be subjective.

cynthia: Attractive- Someone who is self confident, independent and honest and has a great sense of humor and who is beautiful inside and out

Francisco: Now that sounds completely Minnesotan.

cynthia: o.k. I will assume you are not interested in this Minnesotan and thank you for your time

Francisco: Thank you for playing our game and here's some lovely parting gifts...

That's it, short and sweet. Comment on my statement or why I asked certain questions and also give your opinion on her answers and what could be learned from them. If this turns out to be benificial, I'll post similar things.

 

[penkitten]

im so glad you didnt ask her what she was wearing.
i never know what to say, so i be funny and say what comes to mind like green jello wanna come over and bake a ham?

i know its evil haha

 

[Jariel]

Hmmm...I can't work out why you brushed her off. She seemed very polite and didn't say anything offputting from what I could tell.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Do old people really say "lol"? I thought only teens did stuff like that.

I don't get why she left just like that though.

 

[RBB]

I'm getting vibes she is not very good looking. Notice shortly after Francisco d'Anconia asked her about how 'attractive' she is, she 'assumes' herself into leaving.

 

[Centaurion]

5'3 athletic build = butch midget

 

[ER!C L!VE]

I say lol. lol.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Jariel
Hmmm...I can't work out why you brushed her off. She seemed very polite and didn't say anything offputting from what I could tell.

I think I should tell you guys a caveat about the "stereotypical" Minnesota woman. They're known in a few parts as "Nordic Snow Cows." Use your own imagination.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
Do old people really say "lol"? I thought only teens did stuff like that.

I don't get why she left just like that though.

It's our lame way to pretend that we're hip. I can still say "hip" right?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by RBB
I'm getting vibes she is not very good looking. Notice shortly after Francisco d'Anconia asked her about how 'attractive' she is, she 'assumes' herself into leaving.

We have a winner!!! Now, care to speak to any other red flags or incongruence's in what she said?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Centaurion
5'3 athletic build = butch midget

Very good, anything else?

 

[Centaurion]

But, hey, at 5'3 she can blow you standing. That's gotta be worth a couple of points, no?

 

[fender85]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
We have a winner!!! Now, care to speak to any other red flags or incongruence's in what she said?

I'll shoot. She mentioned that she was looking for a man and then when you asked why she didn't have a personal page, she immediately jumped ship and started a new topic about your horseback riding picture (meaning that yes, she is LOOKING, but she does not want the potential men to look at her). The second time you called her out on it she deflected with a "not a typical Minnesotan woman" statement. Also, her entire definition of "attractive" is written from a fat/ugly person's perspective . . . Look how much of it is written about personality, with JUST a hint of possible out-ward beauty. (yes I know that it is not spelled "out-ward," but for some reason "out war" [without the space] is censored).

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by fender85
I'll shoot. She mentioned that she was looking for a man and then when you asked why she didn't have a personal page, she immediately jumped ship and started a new topic about your horseback riding picture (meaning that yes, she is LOOKING, but she does not want the potential men to look at her). Also, her entire definition of "attractive" is written from a fat/ugly person's perspective . . . Look how much of it is written about personality, with JUST a hint of possible out-ward beauty. (yes I know that it is not spelled "out-ward," but for some reason "out war" [without the space] is censored).

Bravo on all points, completely spot on!

She used a lot of "********" but was worse is that she didn't use the "smooth and creamy" vernacular, she was straight up "extra chunky."

Anyone want to point out the ******** and translate it or are you guys going to let fender85 do it for 'ya?

 

[fender85]

Thanks. I suppose if you really want to, you could've disqualified her on her third statement, where she mentions looking for a man who can appreciate a "good woman" and with her starting here (or there, actually). I think it's odd she mentioned STARTING on the internet, as if she has had no attempts in real life (possibly because she is the typical Minnesotan woman she is trying so DESPERATELY hard to distance herself from?) If she was a beautful woman, why wouldn't she start by looking in the real world instead of by hiding behind a computer? Or even more to the point, do beautiful women really need to LOOK for men? All a beautiful woman needs to do is just be available and the men will find her.

EDIT - Sorry, keep finding more. I think it's funny that's she mentions height, build, eye color, and then all of a sudden she skips any other physical aspects and goes to her education and career. It's like "Hey I have eyes and I consider myself athletic, and look how successful I am. Please love me!"

 

[Sirducer]

Online sarging is time consuming, can be fake, usually un fruitful... why bother?

Just hit up the clubs bro.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Sirducer
Online sarging is time consuming, can be fake, usually un fruitful... why bother?

Just hit up the clubs bro.

Because some of us excel at it.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by fender85
Thanks. I suppose if you really want to, you could've disqualified her on her third statement, where she mentions looking for a man who can appreciate a "good woman" and with her starting here (or there, actually). I think it's odd she mentioned STARTING on the internet, as if she has had no attempts in real life (possibly because she is the typical Minnesotan woman she is trying so DESPERATELY hard to distance herself from?) If she was a beautful woman, why wouldn't she start by looking in the real world instead of by hiding behind a computer? Or even more to the point, do beautiful women really need to LOOK for men? All a beautiful woman needs to do is just be available and the men will find her.

EDIT - Sorry, keep finding more. I think it's funny that's she mentions height, build, eye color, and then all of a sudden she skips any other physical aspects and goes to her education and career. It's like "Hey I have eyes and I consider myself athletic, and look how successful I am. Please love me!"

Good analysis on all points except beautiful women.

Beautiful women do have it easier in the looks department and they can have men approaching them whenever they want. Do you really think that's a good thing? Perhaps for a woman who's a game player or a professional dater. But what about women who want someone with the qualities of a DJ?

The problem that these women have is that every noob, afc, dork, jerk, nice guy, bad boy, wanna be's, could have beens, needy guys, bitter guys, little boys you name it, she's met it. What would you do if you kept getting approached by women like this?

Sarging on the Net allows you to pick and choose without spending a ton of time or effort (if you know what you're doing). It's literally like a restaurant where you have your selections on a menu. Quality women with a lot to offer (including looks) will end up on the Net out of sheer frustration.

Now, the question is whether or not a guy venturing out on the Net has enough DJ knowledge to be able to not only stand out in the crowd, but also attract those quality women. Of course they need to exist in the area the guy is searching.

 

[Centaurion]

Originally posted by Sirducer
Online sarging is time consuming, can be fake, usually un fruitful... why bother?

Not really. Once you get over the initial stage and get into the whole Net thing, it can actually be much easier than sarging in real life. If you have the right qualifiying procedures in place, all you need to do is to send out a couple of emails or chat for a little while before getting a date.

 

[Sirducer]

Originally posted by Centaurion
Not really. Once you get over the initial stage and get into the whole Net thing, it can actually be much easier than sarging in real life. If you have the right qualifiying procedures in place, all you need to do is to send out a couple of emails or chat for a little while before getting a date.

Do a little experiment for me:
log onto some chat site (mirc etc) with a female nick, watch guys message you flat chat... the net is home to some many AFC guys who have no balls to approach IRL so they text...