"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sanctions + Sanctions against sanctions

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Why are the media and far-leftists acting like this means Trump is being controlled by Putin?
John McCain is p!ssed, too. That's the real danger to Trump on this issue, the chance of his own party turning against him. Pence is an empty suit who will rubber-stamp any legislation from the Republicans, so they have every incentive to get rid of Trump whenever he becomes too much of a problem.

Normal impeachment requires 2/3 of the Senate to convict, but there is a clause in the Constitution that has never been invoked. It states that if the VP and a majority of the cabinet deem the president to be unfit, he is to be removed. It makes sense that presidents are so concerned about loyalty from cabinet appointees. They have the right to turn and bite the hand that feeds them and stage a coup, provided the VP is on board. And who wouldn't turn down that promotion?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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John McCain is p!ssed, too. That's the real danger to Trump on this issue, the chance of his own party turning against him. Pence is an empty suit who will rubber-stamp any legislation from the Republicans, so they have every incentive to get rid of Trump whenever he becomes too much of a problem.

Normal impeachment requires 2/3 of the Senate to convict, but there is a clause in the Constitution that has never been invoked. It states that if the VP and a majority of the cabinet deem the president to be unfit, he is to be removed. It makes sense that presidents are so concerned about loyalty from cabinet appointees. They have the right to turn and bite the hand that feeds them and stage a coup, provided the VP is on board. And who wouldn't turn down that promotion?

But what has he done that makes him impeachable? Besides, what is meant by "unfit" to be President? I would assume that was meant for someone mentally incapacitated or in debt to some foreign nation or leader.
 

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Trump actually agreed with Bernie on a few issues, like repealing nafta, but of course those are among the many promises that are never going to happen.
 
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