"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DonJerky

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Man don't you guys hate it when you haven't met a new chick in a while and you just keep hookin up with all the old chicks in yer life? My ex that i dumped almost a year ago is tipsy right now and wants to come over and bang. After a lil hard to get I will undoubtedly give in. Last night was this Brunette9 (new here, dont know the acronyms for hot chicks yet) I started porkin 6 years ago but hadnt in a few years. Night before was the ex again, against my front door. Made her look through the peephole while i was doggyin her haha. Night before was this BJ i like to get in my hometown a few miles away. It feels good when yer wranglin snooch, I know this, but man it feels like old tires or somethin. And I don't wanna get involved with this hot 18 yr old i met cuz they just like you too much and too fast in my experience. I hate beatin an already dead horse to death ya know? Cmon new chicks, I'm ready to meet you. Thanks for listening and please comment if ya like...or just set fire to this thread haha.

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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Maxtro

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DonJerky said:
or just set fire to this thread haha.
Thank you, I will.

Wow some guys will complain about anything!

Bohoo I'm getting nothing but old pussy I want some new pussy :cry:

You know what :kick:

Be grateful that your getting some.
 

pLaYtHiNg

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Maxtro said:
Thank you, I will.

Wow some guys will complain about anything!

Bohoo I'm getting nothing but old pussy I want some new pussy :cry:

You know what :kick:

Be grateful that your getting some.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

I completely concur!!!
 
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