"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Roommate Problems

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Look,Beta-male, just incase you didn't know, she is NOT your gf, she is your room-mate!!!

SO WHY THE FARK DO YOU CARE ABOUT WHO'S TEXTIN' HER OR IF SHE'S GETTIN' NO SLEEP???
WHY THE FARK ARE YOU UPDATING THIS THREAD, DUDE?

I don't even want to get into why you're sharing room with a woman. Let me assume it's cool.
Let me also assume she pays her own share of the rent.

Look bro, she's having her own share of heaven given fun. She has every right to.
And what are you doing? Stop getting angry that you cannot cuddle tonight, it reeks of neediness badly!

Farking her does not entitle you to all her attention, it's women that think like that.
Fark her just b'cos she's your partner behind closed doors and fortunately has a poosy that fits a penis right. Be a big boy not a lover boy.

Coochie outta here!
 
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