"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Remember Remember the 5th of November

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The Gunpowder Treason and plot;
I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.


i know it's techncially the 6th now but im' drunk so **** you lol


every 5th of november we celebrate whatever the **** day by watching V for Vendetta. My wife is a brit so it's kinda a big deal for me. It's tradition here now.


My wife doesn't know about the rest of the tradition where i go in the bathroom and masterbate to 2005 Natalie Portman while she's sleep
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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