"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Reclaimed virgin????

lifeislearning

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Anybody seen this virgin show on TLC? These people should all be mercy killed. There is one woman who called herself a "reclaimed virgin." WTF is that?

Apparently she has had sex...

With each of her boyfriends...

All 7 of them.

I'm sorry sweetie there is nothing virgin about that. Dumb B*tch. :kick:

I'm not one quick to anger (more like disgust) or one to intentionally hurt others but that makes me want to date her just to rip that sh*t up. Let me jump up on that bandwagon of sosuavers who hate women who ***** it up and then claim some feigned supply of innocence.

*jump*

Oh, and then there is the guy who is a 35 year old virgin, "not entirely by choice." No, it was NEVER your choice! You gotta see this show.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Rollo Tomassi

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Wow. On TLC, who'd have thought?
 

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I've been married for nearly 30 years, and for about the last 6 or 7 years, I haven't had sexual intercourse (not by my choice). So can I be a Reclaimed Virgin?
 
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