Real or Faking?

[Long Duck Dong]

I am not sure if this topic has been disgusted in previous forums but...
What are some signs when a woman is faking an orgasim and the signs when she is not?

 

[penkitten]

i only curl my toes when its real.

 

[joekerr31]

if she farts then that means she just had an orgasm.

 

[joekerr31]

no wait, i was confused. its when YOU fart that you know shes had an orgasm.

 

[joekerr31]

hold on a second. what am i talking about. that only applies with australian women. in american you know they've had an orgasm when you start to smell a vanilla smell from theri vaggie.

 

[joekerr31]

oh and also, y ou know they are faking if their toes curl OR you smell chinese food coming from their vaggie.

unless of course they are a chinese woman, then their vaggie always smells like chinese food from eating chinese food all the time.

 

[DJDamage]

IWhat are some signs when a woman is faking an orgasim and the signs when she is not?

If she comes back for more then she is not faking, if she doesn't return your calls then she is.

 

[Wyldfire]

You'll only know if she tells you that she is faking.

 

[Bourne]

You'll only be able to tell with experience, and hopefully with experience you won't be asking that question.

Its different from woman to woman.

 

[Latinoman]

I am not sure if this topic has been disgusted in previous forums but...
What are some signs when a woman is faking an orgasim and the signs when she is not?

Who cares?

I want my woman to ALWAYS orgasm. And I'm succesful as once I get to know them...I can tell (toes or eyes or breathing - depends on the woman).

Now..if a woman is faking an orgasm. Then it is NOT the man's fault. As communication is very important, because no every woman's body is the same.

Simply ask her if she had an orgasm. If she says "yes"...then proceed. But if you suspect she is faking...be clear and tell her..."Hey, I'm asking because I truly want to satisfy you and I know no every woman is the same as what worked with one might not work with another. But, if you are not honest with me, because you are worry about hurting my pride...trust me, my pride is not going to be hurt. However, hiding this is going to eventually hurt the relationship as sexual satisfaction is an important component."

Leave it at that.

If she continues to fake...then asume she is having orgasms. As it is NOW her problem. Not yours.

 

[CGE333]

If she is your girlfriend it is real. If she is your wife she is probably faking.

If it is your sister, um I don't know, ask your mom.

 

[Rata Blanca]

She will be crying and laughing at the same time...
Tears of joy I guess...

 

[KarmaSutra]

If she comes back for more then she is not faking, if she doesn't return your calls then she is.

Dingdingdingdingding! DJDamage wins the prize. Good show sir


A very close second is brother Joekerr for the fart comments. He wins the runner up prize ( and I promise it doesn't smell like an eggroll :crazy: ).

 

[whistler]

I am not sure if this topic has been disgusted in previous forums but...
What are some signs when a woman is faking an orgasim and the signs when she is not?

Try touching her cl!t. Many women are hypersensitive down there and don't want to be touched just after they come.

If they rip your hand away, that's a pretty good sign.

 

[DJDamage]

If she comes back for more then she is not faking, if she doesn't return your calls then she is.

Just to get back to what I was saying. If she comes back for more it is a sign that she can orgasm with you but it doesn't mean she can orgasm all the time and that is ok because women especially younger women have a fickle orgasm and they don't cvm all the time. Consider that a postive sign that she is giving you this performance and faking it from time to time. I think it would be much worse if she commented how lousy you were and that she didn't orgasm at all, that is when you know not only she hasn't cvm in quite some time but that she is also losing interest in you and thus it will be harder to reach her on the phone.

 

[Wyldfire]

Don't say I never did you any favors...

1. The younger the woman, the more likely she is faking.
2. Most women do NOT orgasm through intercourse alone.
3. A woman's chest area will be flushed if she isn't faking.
4. The walls of her vagina will be swollen and secrete a considerable amount of moisture
5. Breathing, facial expressions, noises, eye movement...all can be faked, and often are.

Why do some women fake it? Because they don't want the guy to feel bad or think he sucks in bed. They start faking so as not to crush the guy's ego, but as time wears on they grow to resent it and feel like sex is a chore. Younger women are usually less experienced and don't know their own bodies or aren't comfortable enough to really relax. They are also more concerned about what other people might think of them, or how they look while having sex. Some fake it just because they want to try to control how they look during sex. Yeah, stupid, I know...but true just the same.