"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Quit Smoking

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Hey guys I used to work out a lot and was in awesome shape, I did boxing, cardio and weight lifting and was ripped. Lately I've picked up cancer sticks and have noticed how much more tired and moody I am. I was wondering what you guys would recommend to quit smoking, any kinds of tips you could provide will be extremely appreciated.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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[S]alvatore

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In my honest opinion it is all in your head. I used to be a smoker, but when I started coughing up flem etc I knew it was time to quit. I usually had a smoke with my coffee, or after a meal. Then it was while I was waiting at a stop light etc etc. The key is to keep busy, you don't really need nictotine gum or patches (I think they may also just be placebo effect). Good luck, if you do end up quitting you'll see a huge difference in fitness levels within the first week.
 

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Heh, I lost $20 to a smoker on a bet about 3 weeks ago. He bet me he could run a 4.5min mile. We went to the track, I lost $20. I bet he makes a lot of money that way.
 
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reyalp said:
Heh, I lost $20 to a smoker on a bet about 3 weeks ago. He bet me he could run a 4.5min mile. We went to the track, I lost $20. I bet he makes a lot of money that way.
Maybe he's not a real smoker.
 

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possibly......but i always saw him outside puffing away, on either marlboro reds or black & milds. i figured i was for sure going to make $20.

i need to get this guy on videotape, make some money :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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sjchris said:
Hey guys I used to work out a lot and was in awesome shape, I did boxing, cardio and weight lifting and was ripped. Lately I've picked up cancer sticks and have noticed how much more tired and moody I am. I was wondering what you guys would recommend to quit smoking, any kinds of tips you could provide will be extremely appreciated.

Just do it.

Is it really that hard to not buy cigarettes? When I lost 30 lbs over a summer I just stopped buying junk food.

If you don't have the will power to stop you deserve what you get. Go Darwin.

No offense.
 

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I did it basically by focusing on the negatives all the time

This is costing me money, I'm getting anxious, I'll have a heart attack at 36 like my father, it's anti-social, girls don't like it, the lack of control is lowering my self-esteem, I have to stand out in the cold/rain/snow to do it.
 
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thefonz said:
I did it basically by focusing on the negatives all the time

This is costing me money, I'm getting anxious, I'll have a heart attack at 36 like my father, it's anti-social, girls don't like it, the lack of control is lowering my self-esteem, I have to stand out in the cold/rain/snow to do it.
You mean focusing on the truth.

The only uspide is you get to have a smoke (and the 30sec high from the nicotine). Otherwise it's total ****.

If you're willing to smoke cigarretes, why not ground up tires? Or a dead squirrel? or hell even dried up dog crap. I'm sure the dog crap is better for your lungs than the **** in the cigarettes.
 
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