"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Quick Quiz: What would you say?

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Last night, a girl I was talking to said this:

"You're only flirting with me because you want sex. That's the only reason a guy ever talks to a girl in a bar."

I think I was able to handle it pretty well, and I closed, but I just want to see a variety of responses from you guys.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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diplomatic_lies

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I would say "DUHHH!!!" because it's the truth.
 
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That's a stupid question, I would retort back with another stupid question than answer.

She is putting you on the spot, you return the favor.
 
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Originally posted by JMillion
Last night, a girl I was talking to said this:

"You're only flirting with me because you want sex. That's the only reason a guy ever talks to a girl in a bar."

I think I was able to handle it pretty well, and I closed, but I just want to see a variety of responses from you guys.
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Tell her:"No, I'm just talking to you because I'm bored. I only want sex from cute chicks"

Some bytches never cease to amaze me how they flatter themselves.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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if you know that guys only come here for sex, then why did you come here?

obiously you want to get fuked. thats what im here for.

-have said this before, will say it again.
 
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Re: Re: Quick Quiz: What would you say?

Originally posted by Mr_knowit_all
Tell her:"No, I'm just talking to you because I'm bored. I only want sex from cute chicks"

Some bytches never cease to amaze me how they flatter themselves.
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nice.
 
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"No, you just seem like a random person who I would want to get to know about and generate a serious non-sexual conversation out of thin air with. And one to whom I would like to take out to dinner and pay for just out of the goodness of my heart."
 
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Re: Re: Quick Quiz: What would you say?

Originally posted by Mr_knowit_all
Tell her:"No, I'm just talking to you because I'm bored. I only want sex from cute chicks"

Some bytches never cease to amaze me how they flatter themselves.
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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