Q/A: Smooth as Anything

[Smooth as Anything]

Alright, I'm not coming out like I know everything...but things are down, and people seem to find my advice accurate (or perhaps entertaining?)

Whatever the case, feel free to ask for some advice, I'll answer what I can/choose to.

My Independence Day gift, so to speak

EDIT: Rather, PM me the question, I'll answer it, and post it.

To keep the thread cleaner, and more manageable.

 

[Ded_Skin_Mask13]

Have you ever been in a situation where you're with a friend and you guys go up to some chicks(ugy or cute) and then your friend asks something about you to the chick(s) like "would you go out with him(you)?" and then they act all disgusted and say some b.s. like HELL NO! but you then get a vibe from them telling you that what they said might be false???? How do you react? Is this a clear sign that their nervous or have Interest in you?

 

[jmm854]

Have you ever taken a sh*t that made you feel like you just slept for 12 hours?

Haha man, no real questions here...but we've both got 603 posts now, so WOOOOOO!

 

[drixsa]

Is there any way you can set up this same type of thing that i could ask say pook, A-D or deagleclaw some questions?

it would mean so much

 

[Oxide]

lol..... this is going downhill fast.
ill save the day smoothie boy!

Do u believe in NEg hits?

 

[oreo_renegade]

right now ahahahhahahahaha i am experiencing a state f conciousness where i want to com in here


and type this stuff, because i find it funny





FART!



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OH man, good stuff.

 

[Smooth as Anything]

When I find myself with a girl I often get a distinct impression that she is into me, more often than not I am correct. My problem comes when I try and intitiate the kiss.

It has never been my strong point, and it takes me forever to get around to it. I suppose it is my fear of rejection. So my question is how should I intiate a kiss?

You are suggesting that the problem, is the fact that you get the destinct impression that she into you, you are most of the time right -- but the problem comes when you try to kiss her? What problem man?

If your problem is just generally getting the kiss going, I'd imagine the only thing going to break the barrier for you is experince. When you have been rejected a few times, you will find yourself seeing it as moot....

Have you ever been in a situation where you're with a friend and you guys go up to some chicks(ugy or cute) and then your friend asks something about you to the chick(s) like "would you go out with him(you)?" and then they act all disgusted and say some b.s. like HELL NO! but you then get a vibe from them telling you that what they said might be false???? How do you react? Is this a clear sign that their nervous or have Interest in you?

Smack the **** out of your friend firstoff, that is absolutely uncalled for behavior. He was looking for the girls to rip on you, for his own enjoyment.

It is not a clear sign, they were either BSing -- and you have to make this decision on your own -- or they were judging you on your appearence. One or the other, it looks like a poor chance of interest.

Have you ever taken a sh*t that made you feel like you just slept for 12 hours?

Yes, the great bunker-buster of '95.

 

[JohnElDonJuan]

Here ya Go

Alright Smooth lets see your wisdom,

I go to summer school and this is my first time but I never thought I could see so many beautiful black/hispanic/white women within 1 school. The first day it was like 4-500 people trying to get to 1 side of the room to get their rosters. On my way there i seen this one girl, well maybe her ass at first. Then she turns around and she looked like a latin angel. The funny thing was there were about 100 girls (of all races) that looked just as fine as she did.

Question 1. How would you react to women that are 9.8's, specializing in this situation?
(I know we all have our own point of views so that 9.8 might not be so high for you but imaginre one for yourself)

As I went to 1st period I walk in and there was 3 girls already there 2 out of 3 of them looked good. I sat down and asked 1 of the good looking girls a question and she answered it. During that whole period she was stealing peeks at me during class or she was either looking my way at the board but if it was the board she would have to be incredibly stupid because it had only one journal question that only contained 7-10 words and she looked over like 10 times. Either I am incredibly ugly, different or handsome I am going with the Handsome one . Oh yeah after class I was walking out and she stole one last peek and I enjoyed the fact that I was getting attention from this beautiful girl that is 1 year older than me and kept walking(probably my biggest mistake) so I turned around to see if she was checking me out like they usually do and she was. I took 10 more steps and turned around and she was already there right behind me so I said hi. And she asked if this was the way out and I answered. I was thinking this was too good of an opportunity to pass up and I tried talking to her. I asked her 3 questions and I swear she up'd her walking pace and i wasn't going to chase her for the # so I let it go. I find it kinda comical though. The next day she no longer peeked.(did I squash the IL? or did she get shier? The world may never know)

Question 2. How would a real DJ react to this situation? There are still other girls that look at me but they aren't as good looking.

After School I leave the class and there are so many girls I don't know what to do.

Question 3. How should I approach in a crowded hallway?

Like everything i will try to answer my own questions so you can see my mindset.

Question 1. How would you react to women that are 9.8's, specializing in this situation? My guess is to say hi, whatsup my names J whats yours?, or how are you doing?, Or some open ended questions for example what class is she coming for. Try to relax and play around with her depending on how she answers, Or take the serious calm polite approach.

Question 2. How would a real DJ react to this situation? There are still other girls that steal peeks at me but they aren't as good looking. Talk to the others and try to relax. Get some rapport and social status.

Question 3. How should I approach in a crowded hallway? I really don't know I would think a funny remark would work wonders or just try the whatsup routine and see where it takes me.

All my answers are way easier said than done though

"A man can know how to conquer a whole empire without being able to do it" Forgot who quotes that but thats my biggest problem.

 

[Smooth as Anything]

Re: Here ya Go

Originally posted by JohnElDonJuan
Alright Smooth lets see your wisdom,

I go to summer school and this is my first time but I never thought I could see so many beautiful black/hispanic/white women within 1 school. The first day it was like 4-500 people trying to get to 1 side of the room to get their rosters. On my way there i seen this one girl, well maybe her ass at first. Then she turns around and she looked like a latin angel. The funny thing was there were about 100 girls (of all races) that looked just as fine as she did.

Ok, hot girls, but summer school? Stop thinking about hot girls and start studying.

Question 1. How would you react to women that are 9.8's, specializing in this situation?
(I know we all have our own point of views so that 9.8 might not be so high for you but imaginre one for yourself)


I have a rule, if you had read all of my posts you would know this. The hottest a girl on my scale, can be, is an 8. A 9 is an attractive woman with an amazing personality. There is nothing higher then a 9 for me.

You put the girl on the pedestal to begin with, bad idea. How would I react to an 8 in this situation? Like any other situation.

There is nothing special here.

As I went to 1st period I walk in and there was 3 girls already there 2 out of 3 of them looked good. I sat down and asked 1 of the good looking girls a question and she answered it. During that whole period she was stealing peeks at me during class or she was either looking my way at the board but if it was the board she would have to be incredibly stupid because it had only one journal question that only contained 7-10 words and she looked over like 10 times. Either I am incredibly ugly, different or handsome I am going with the Handsome one . Oh yeah after class I was walking out and she stole one last peek and I enjoyed the fact that I was getting attention from this beautiful girl that is 1 year older than me and kept walking(probably my biggest mistake) so I turned around to see if she was checking me out like they usually do and she was. I took 10 more steps and turned around and she was already there right behind me so I said hi. And she asked if this was the way out and I answered. I was thinking this was too good of an opportunity to pass up and I tried talking to her. I asked her 3 questions and I swear she up'd her walking pace and i wasn't going to chase her for the # so I let it go. I find it kinda comical though. The next day she no longer peeked.(did I squash the IL? or did she get shier? The world may never know)

Good job at anylzing the entire situation (sarcasm). Relax man, your at school, try learning something. Nothing of any significance happened.

Question 2. How would a real DJ react to this situation? There are still other girls that look at me but they aren't as good looking.


Assuming I am a real DJ, if I find a girl checking me out, after class I would go up to her and assume she likes me, and ask her on a date. Time spent paying attention to girl >2 minutes. Try and keep it like that.

After School I leave the class and there are so many girls I don't know what to do.

Relax the hell out, try jerking off (at home).

Question 3. How should I approach in a crowded hallway?


Like you own the place.

Like everything i will try to answer my own questions so you can see my mindset.

Question 1. How would you react to women that are 9.8's, specializing in this situation? My guess is to say hi, whatsup my names J whats yours?, or how are you doing?, Or some open ended questions for example what class is she coming for. Try to relax and play around with her depending on how she answers, Or take the serious calm polite approach.

Question 2. How would a real DJ react to this situation? There are still other girls that steal peeks at me but they aren't as good looking. Talk to the others and try to relax. Get some rapport and social status.

Question 3. How should I approach in a crowded hallway? I really don't know I would think a funny remark would work wonders or just try the whatsup routine and see where it takes me.

All my answers are way easier said than done though

"A man can know how to conquer a whole empire without being able to do it" Forgot who quotes that but thats my biggest problem.

One word: Relax.

Let things play-out, and layback and chill. Ask a girl on a date if you see an interest level. You are making it way the hell to complicated for yourself.

 

[Smooth as Anything]

Originally posted by Oxide
Do u believe in NEg hits?

This is highschool, instead of giving a girl a negative comment, try raising your social status to such a level, that even *****es will gravel at your feet.

Trust me, it's possible

 

[Oxide]

oh wait, this is HS.. pffftt, you are playing with kindergarden here smooth

peace out.

 

[Ded_Skin_Mask13]

Are you on crack?


Have you seen lesbian nazis before?


How were dinosaurs killed off?

 

[Smooth as Anything]

Originally posted by Ded_Skin_Mask13
Are you on crack?

No, I prefer snorting flour. You know, the **** you make bread with. Now that's getting high man, you ain't done nothing 'till you've snorted flour.


Have you seen lesbian nazis before?

Depends on what meaning of the word nazi you are referring to. The plural "nazis" makes me beleive you are making a reference towards lesbian lovers...

If you mean a pair of lesbian loving control *****es, then no, only on television (and mashocheistc porn).

If you mean literally hitler following nazis, no, and not on television. I wonder if they'd be hot.


How were dinosaurs killed off?

They couldn't read, so they had no DJ bible. Eventually the men just gaveup trying to mate with the female dinosaurs, and thus ended the entire race.

After they all died, a huge meteor crashed into the Earth -- leading everyone to beleive it was the rock that killed um.

Silly AFC scientists. They need to read my "From the beginning to the very end post" and "accept reality". Obviously they are failing to accept their own problems, and applying them to dinosaurs.

 

[Smooth as Anything]

Ok, just for background. I'm going into my senior year of high school after summer. I'm in pretty good shape. Never had a girlfriend before and I'm not looking for sex or anything, just a nice companion...what comes from that will be purely coincidental. Now for my situation which involves what i think are two possible girls.

Ok, keep in mind that I'm pretty inexperienced at this and I have done a lot of analysis of what I did wrong with the first girl I dated. I was really introverted but I realize that now. As for the current situation... One girl, a very cute red haired chick, was in my study hall for the last semester of this past school year. We talked everyday about common interests like video games and anime, and got along real well. I asked her to attend a kung fu class of mine a few times, but something always came up. This seemed really odd to me, and I felt she was bailing on me. Soon enough she gave me the speech, "I'm not looking for a relationship right now. I have my own reasons. It's not you, I love spending time with you." Naturally I took this as a friend speech...but for the past 2 months I've begun to realize that I think she is really unorganized right now. So I'm considering hanging out with her again and seeing if I can make something of it. Do you think this is a good idea? Maybe have her over to the house and try some kino?

As for the other girl, she's really cute and athletic like me, however she lives about 20 mins away. I met her at my friend's party, but I was pretty out of it so I didn't talk to her(probably would have given off the wrong impression anyways). However my friend, the host, mentioned that she had asked about me the next day. So I got her screen name on aim and we talked. We talked everyday for like 2 or 3 hours. We really hit it off(as good as you can online), we had a lot in common. But in order to save myself from becoming boring I slowly stopped talking to her as much...I don't want to give away all my secrets in a few weeks online. Well, this girl has been attending a drama camp all of June, and when it is over she starts up her new job. So, thus far we have not been able to meet up. Basically I only talk to her a little bit now, and I think she may have lost a bit of interest in me since the text conversations aren't as intense(for instance a few weeks ago i told her i cut my cheek and she said she wanted to kiss it and make it better). I am a much better person to talk to in real life and I have yet to have shown that point to this girl, which is really hindering my progress. Do you think I still have a shot?

Sorry if I made you fall asleep reading all that, I tend to get a little too descriptive at times. Thank you kindly for putting up with my problems and any advice you can give is greatly appreciated due to my desperate situation.

Girls will flirt aggressively over AIM, sad truth. The fact that you kept-up an AIM conversation instead of making a date displays your lack of knowledge in the DJ-Craft, but yes, you still have a shot.

The other girl (the first one)... She want's you as a friend, from what you have described to me. Girls will very often make very realistic and actual excuses for the seemingly unnoticed fact that they do not like you to any degree beyond friendship.

To be absolutely honest, I have doubt that either of these ladies will date you, and I suggest you read the DJ Bible and re-train yourself.

Another key problem is the fact that you called this a "Desperate Situation". It isn't, this is all irrelevant. So what if you graduate without having had a girlfriend?

I know tons of guys like that. Just be more prepared to get them at college, and not have a track record of pity relationships (girl dates you out of pity). Self-respect man, good stuff.

Hope I helped, and didn't crush your heart man.

 

[Smooth as Anything]

I've read up on most of the material but when it comes to performance time, I cannot muster the courage together to make a move. How do I cure this terrible affliction?

I'll assume you are making a referance towards sex (obviously?).

It would help a lot if you stated if you are a virgin, how many times, etc...

However, all I can tell you (at this point) is to relax. Have sex with a lady who doesn't care if you go 30 seconds or not...