"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Big Eee Zee

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Well, there's this girl I have been pursuing as of late, and things were really going perfect. Tonight I had lots of brews, and she was having about 5 people over in an empty house. It was the perfect non-intrusive crowd. Then some kids came up to my house while I was snuck out of it and lit firecrackers as a prank. Needless to say, I was caught and had to go home. Not only that, but I don't know who else went to the party. This girls hot, and other guys would have been all over her. I am so pissed I cant even see straight, and if she hooked up with another guy I will be in full fledged rage. My dad knows exactly what the car looks like.

Im gonna hunt these Fukkers down. I feel like breaking something on them, starting with their jaws and maybe a few ribs, limbs too if they try to fight back. I'm wondering-would the girl in question find it masculine and cool that I want justice, or do women frown upon violence?
(I'm gonna do it anyways, I just wanna know if it's gonna hurt my chances with her.)

Man, that guy is gonna pay...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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As a rule, if you don't get caught doing it, do WHATEVER makes you feel good.

On a different note, do not get hung up on one ***** as most people will tell you. You are puting a little too much stake on this one girl who is NOT perfect, remember that.
 

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Originally posted by Dezperado
As a rule, if you don't get caught doing it, do WHATEVER makes you feel good.
Great advice dumbass, how about you grow up a little first before you give advice like this? next thing you know he reads this, takes revenge on those punks and something bad happens and he gets in a mess and could go to jail.

never advocate violence, it only leads to trouble. Not only that but this is only your gf, gfs come and go. You shouldn't be putting yourself in danger just for a gf, this aint your wife!
 

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Dam .. isn't that the oddest form of ****-blocking i've heard of yet.

A hottie at a party with a lot of guys? Hmm .. not an entirely good thing. You'll never know what went on though, cause she won't tell you. If you know some dudes that may have went, just ask them.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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no, he's right. in both regards. First-I do gotta put this girl in perspective. Very good advice.

Second-they're gonna get fukked. Worst comes to worst, I say they threw the first blows and it was self defense. I'm gonna look pretty haggard after fighting 4 guys, and no-one is gonna believe that one guy is crazy enough to start something with 4 people.

Goddam...I swear.

Advice won't sway me, justice will be served. They fukked me, and the favor WILL be reciprocated. I just wanted to know if this will have a bad impact on social rep.

It's not just the one girl, getting caught pretty much kills any social life I had for months. This was REALLY bad.
 

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Originally posted by Big Eee Zee

Advice won't sway me, justice will be served. They fukked me, and the favor WILL be reciprocated. I just wanted to know if this will have a bad impact on social rep.
The answer is yes ... people arn't going to care why, they will just assume you were the instigator and go on with their lives.
 

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Ok, if I have this right: You were trying to sneak out of your house to go to this chick's party when some guys came up and blew firecrackers off. So your parents caught you trying to sneak out and now you're pissed?

Dude, you must be very young. Let me give you some advice.....do NOT go looking for revenge on these punks. Seriously, you're young and the legal ramifications are not worth it. If you end up hurting one of these kids(or killing him by accident, it happens all the time), you're life as you know it will end. You'll be tied up in the legal system for years to come.

Is that worth it because you didn't get to go to a party?

Fighting is not something to be taken lightly. Now you're going off saying how you're gonna take on FOUR guys at one time? Seriously, take a deep breath and think about it. I don't think you realize what you could be getting yourself into.

Fighting should only be done if it's to protect your life, or someone else's life. Fighting is no joke, and it's a lot easier to kill someone than you think.

A single punch or push could send someone falling to the ground where he could crack his head on a curb/ground/whatever.

The only time you should consider fighting someone is when you're in REAL trouble. Because if you're using deadly force against someone, you better have a damned good reason when you're in front of a jury.

It's been said before but I'll say it again: "The best self defence tool you have, is your brain".

USE IT!
 

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Grrr...

It's not that this was a random prank. These guys targeted my house. The car started as soon as I had gotten into a friends car. I thought it was just anther jeep (a few of my neighbors have them).

They were after me, maybe for fun, maybe for spite. They just came back down my road, and I ran in and got my keys but by the time I was in my car they were gone. I searched, but they dipped. Hell, I'd settle for a liscence plate number and get the friggin cops on them, but I don't think I'll get the chance.

Well, fuk it. They're gone and I don't think they're coming back. Regardless, this thread served it's purpose. Fighting's bad, w/e.

Just let this thread die.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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