"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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everywomanshero

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Go out to an online dating site and look at the first female profile you see, don't select it specifically just pick any profile at random. The profile will say, wait I am harnessing my chi... o yes,

She drinks socially, her body type is average to a few extra lbs, if she has a career then she may also be a student, she mentions movies or reading, she will be less concerned about the date activity and more concerned about the quality of the experience (good company, fun, outgoing, not serious, most out of life, entertained, etc), and the word friend is somewhere in her profile.

How did I do?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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everywomanshero said:
Go out to an online dating site and look at the first female profile you see, don't select it specifically just pick any profile at random. The profile will say, wait I am harnessing my chi... o yes,

She drinks socially, her body type is average to a few extra lbs, if she has a career then she may also be a student, she mentions movies or reading, she will be less concerned about the date activity and more concerned about the quality of the experience (good company, fun, outgoing, not serious, most out of life, entertained, etc), and the word friend is somewhere in her profile.

How did I do?
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Wow you were half right, I got a "big but loving transexual" but everything else was spot on.
 
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AngelusPUA said:
Wow you were half right, I got a "big but loving transexual" but everything else was spot on.
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I think thats just the sites you search Angelus :crackup:
 
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