"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The Duke

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Maybe women are too busy sending love notes to prison inmates and that's why they haven't respond to your OLD message.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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not quite the same thing, but here in the UK, there's been a massive increase in the number of female prison guards banging the male inmates lol

It's like a weekly occurrence in the papers here! Funny stuff
 

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In my early 20s I banged a cougar that was a correctional officer. She told one of her female coworkers got fired for banging multiple inmates on the job. They probably run a train on her. Judging by how quickly I banged the cougar officer, I’m sure she had also been smashed by some inmates herself.

Come to think of it, every girl I banged that was correctional officer, cop, or military, were extremely fast and easy lays. Beware!!
 

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In US law, when a guard of either gender has sex with an inmate, the crime is "institutional rape." Lack of consent is presumed and that cannot be challenged. There is no such thing as consensual sex between inmates and guards, at least in the law.
 

EyeBRollin

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In US law, when a guard of either gender has sex with an inmate, the crime is "institutional rape." Lack of consent is presumed and that cannot be challenged. There is no such thing as consensual sex between inmates and guards, at least in the law.
Yep. Oh I forgot one detail- the broad that got fired was married too. How low can females go?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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In my early 20s I banged a cougar that was a correctional officer. She told one of her female coworkers got fired for banging multiple inmates on the job. They probably run a train on her. Judging by how quickly I banged the cougar officer, I’m sure she had also been smashed by some inmates herself.

Come to think of it, every girl I banged that was correctional officer, cop, or military, were extremely fast and easy lays. Beware!!
My cousin while locked up banged a correctional officer. They then dated on and off the past several years. Both are ****ed in the head and she is a complete 304 who has come on to me and my brother. Pass
 

Who Dares Win

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The capability for violence remains a great asset for the survival and success of a male, women act accordingly with their actions (but not their words).
 
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