"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Presents for a mates Birthday !!!

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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jiza101

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Originally posted by sifer
jiza101

Look at your laws first before you get any of this.

I would suggest an airgun that cost maybe $250+, both of you can get together and play.
LMAO :crackup:
We don't have access to that hear bro, im from Australia. Any other ideas, im thinking of spending like max 50$ AU on it.
 

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Don't sweat it. It's not like you're buying a present for your sweetheart. Or is it? :D


Treat him for a drink.
 
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