"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Pre-drink mixes

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So what do you guys drink (if anything) before going out to the club/bar? I usually have rum + coke, but lately the home-made mix has been making me feel ill the last couple times. I'm not positive whether it's that drink specifically, but I'd like to try something different to mix it up (pun intended).

Keep in mind, preferably something simple that I can use with just one mixer, like a juice or something + the hard alcohol.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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If you wanna get wasted and have loads of energy, I highly suggest using Jag Bombs (Jagermeister and Red Bull). This combination will get you hammered very fast.
 

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have a mix of 'kick in the balls' at home. I do, ya gotta shake it a few times to mix it up, than take a quick swig. My heart starts pumpin, my eyes water, I cough a few times, my mouth is burning... great feeling
 

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Be a man and take shots to pre game for going out. My room mates and I have been shooting scotch and so co.(actually we'll shoot anything kind of booze that's handy) before we go out and chasing with any kind of alcholic energy drink to get that boost of energy to get the night going.
 

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Originally posted by splinterkb
If you wanna get wasted and have loads of energy, I highly suggest using Jag Bombs (Jagermeister and Red Bull). This combination will get you hammered very fast.
Jager bombs are the ****. Im thinking about taking some shots of vodka one night, then consuming a red bull a little later to get "crunked."
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I tried red bull with vodka a few times - didnt feel much and I am a pretty average drinker. But I will try Jag bombs. I tried this stuff called Absinth and that got me completely fvcked to the point of spewing a couple of times. I was drunk already by the time I tried it.
 

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I've had Jager bombs in the club before and they were awesome. One question though. You know in the club they have the shot of jagermeister inside a bigger glass of red bull? Is that little shot straight jagermeister, or already red bull mixed in?
 

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Originally posted by green69
I've had Jager bombs in the club before and they were awesome. One question though. You know in the club they have the shot of jagermeister inside a bigger glass of red bull? Is that little shot straight jagermeister, or already red bull mixed in?
Its a shot of Jager inside a glass with some red bull, theyre not mixed.
 

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Originally posted by Deadly_Assassin
I tried this stuff called Absinth and that got me completely fvcked
Absinthe contains THC, which is probably why it messed you up. Especially if you weren't expecting it.

It's also highly addictive and can lead to psychosis/hallucinations from prolonged use.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Duo
Absinthe contains THC, which is probably why it messed you up. Especially if you weren't expecting it.

It's also highly addictive and can lead to psychosis/hallucinations from prolonged use.
Both of those statements are wrong.


Absinthe contains wormwood, not THC.

It isn't any more addictive than any other alcohol, and you don't hallucinate from "prolonged use", if by that you mean if you drink a lot in your lifetime you'll hallucinate later in life. If you drink a lot of it in one night though, the wormwood can cause you to hallucinate, but it's nowhere near as serious of a hallucination as those in LSD or mushrooms.
 

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absolut vodka on the rocks over ice.

i sip that sh1t till im flipsy

**** that shottaking bull****. gotta keep it classy.
 

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A bottle or 2 of boone's strawberry hill.

Another fun drink is a skip-and-go-naked (orange or lemon juice concentrate, beer and vodka mixed in a blender)

Tequila poppers: fill shot glass first with 1/2 with tequila then 1/2 with 7up/Sprite. Put your hand over the top, slam it on the counter take your hand off, while it's fizzing you shoot it. Lots of fun with a group of people.

I at the bars I would enjoy gin and tonic with 2 limes or a gin martini with a twist.

Now, I just pop a xanax or soma or both and cruise the clubs.
 

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A bottle or 2 of boone's strawberry hill.

Another fun drink is a skip-and-go-naked (orange or lemon juice concentrate, beer and vodka mixed in a blender)

Tequila poppers: fill shot glass first with 1/2 with tequila then 1/2 with 7up/Sprite. Put your hand over the top, slam it on the counter take your hand off, while it's fizzing you shoot it. Lots of fun with a group of people.

I at the bars I would enjoy gin and tonic with 2 limes or a gin martini with a twist.

Now, I just pop a xanax, soma, perc, vic or all and cruise the clubs.
 

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Originally posted by Julian
absolut vodka on the rocks over ice.

i sip that sh1t till im flipsy

**** that shottaking bull****. gotta keep it classy.
Shots rule the school man! I do like to sip on some J&B or Martell from time to time, but if I'm going to pre game on short notice shots are the way to go. Besides I don't know how many girls I've taken home because they thought they could out shoot me, it's a handy skill...not handy for your liver mind you.

BTW Calling a drink on the rocks over ice will get you reported to the deparment of redundancy department:D
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Just about anything except Tequila and other sh!t with hallucenogens in it.

So Co, RUM, Vodka, HOT DAMN 100 ( cheap ****! )
 
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