"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dude, I guess you are all about self-expression. Personally, I think you should be part of Good Charlotte or something like that . I would never do my hair like that , but hey, it is your style, some gothic chick will dig you.

Maybe.

Good Luck.:)
 
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Make up is for girls.:down:

You're lucky you have a hot girlfriend or i would be seriously worried:up:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by PiHiPlaya
Make up is for girls.:down:

You're lucky you have a hot girlfriend or i would be seriously worried:up:
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Yea no kidding. I like how he just stuck his girlfriend in between his cars and drums. I may just be retarded but I find that funny. Damn rich kids that already have two nice cars when they're only 17. And my parents think that I'm spoiled...
 
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