Post your Field Tested routines, openers!

[Docs]

Field Tested only, don't post 'would this work' lines please .

I love to open cashiers myself, there's always a reason to open one.
*Situation, I'm waiting for another girl to bring back a repaired product, another Girl sits there bored, staring at the computer*
Me: What's wrong?
G: Oh nothing, it's just this stupuid computer, not doing what I want.
Me: That sucks, what are you trying to do?
G: Ahh, nothing really, hey, it just worked.
Me: Cool! What's your name.
G: Amber.
Me: Right on, I'm Docs.

-The bonus came right here.
*enter girl with repaired item*
G2: Here you go, we couldn't give you a new one, but we're giving you this for free.
Me: Thanks! What's your name.
G2: Kate.
Me: I like your name!
G2: Thanks!
G: Hey! You like her name better then you like mine!?
Me: Her name's easier to remember!
G: Ahh, I guess that works.
Me: Alright, I'm going to go now *start walking backwards*
Girls: Byeee!

-I didn't number close, because I'll surely see them again


So there you have it. It's your turn to tell the community what worked for you! Post your club approaches, your random approaches, or a conversation you had (or a opener) that turned out really well! Keep it as short as possible, no requirement for people to analyze something that worked for someone.

Sarge On!

 

[Rebound Material]

Info: Alright, so at the time, I was just getting to know this one chick who at the time id say...was at medium interest. She invited me to this art expo one afternoon at our university. The place was a gold mine for an interesting convo and what made it better was we were the only 2 guest in the building at the time(with the exception of the security guard at the front desk)...

*Both of us looking at a TV screen with a CGI video of people surfing*
HER: What do you think the message for this art work is??
ME: hmmm...maybe its to watch out for sharks??(i pulled that answer right out of my ass)
HER: hahaha...i dunno about that one.
ME: Watching this makes me miss surfing...
HER: (intrigued look with eyes wide open) You surf?!
ME: (confidently) Yea, over summer of course(****y smirk).
HER: (Still staring)...wow(smiles)
ME: Do you surf?
HER: No, i don't have good balance and im scard of sharks.
ME: haha, well, we'll have to fix that dont we? I should take you out surfing sometime.
HER: haha ok.

*and then we moved on to the last pieces of art before leaving*

Point being, Im still pretty sure I raised her interest level even if it wasnt a huge improvement. Also, I do go surfing on a weekly basis NOW, but when I did say 'Watching this makes me miss surfing...' I had only gone once in my life so I guess it was still legit to say haha.

fake it until you make it.

 

[Dee-Zy]

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=96167


I always thought that we should have a forum just for Field Report

 

[Dee-Zy]

This is a date opener. If you've already been setup or have set yourself up.
Used this in Brazil on about 7 different girls from both social classes. Once on a girl from Mexico, Once in Japan and Once on a Canadian chick.

Me: Hello
Chick: Hi FuzzX! (usually hugs me) (if no hug ask for a kiss)
Me: WTF?!? A Hug??? Wheres my kiss??? (**** head to side for kiss on the cheek)

As she goes to kiss you reach your hand around and grab her ass.
Most girls will jump a little, smile and punch your arm. Make sure you have a small guilty smile ready when she turns around to look at you. A common reply seems to be "Well your not shy." however MOST GIRLS will give you a good response. The one Canadian girl I did this to looked at me a bit funny and said "where did that come from?", that date was a no-go. Use at your own discretion.

You have to be fairly confident with yourself and your game, if your going to do this. Anyway the dates I've had have usually gone fairly well from there on. You should feel very comfortable KINO'ing after that but use KINO sparingly so that she will continually think about you touching her ass.

Good luck Gringos.

First date? Or like 2nd or 3rd? I wouldn't do this on the first date.

 

[Canadiandon]

In Japan.

Me
"Konichewa"

Her
"Konichewa"

Me
"Do you speak English?"

Her
"No"

Me
"Then I can say anything to you and you wouldnt understand me.......I think you are the most beautiful woman in Tokyo"

Her
(Big smile face turning red turns to me with eyes wide open)
Where are you from?

Me
Canada

Her
Oh REALLY! WOW!

And there you go! Got laid many times with that one.

 

[Dee-Zy]

hmm, not bad, I'll use that with french chicks in mtl that claims they dont speak english

 

[Dee-Zy]

this shouldn't be unsticked, especially with the lack of response it gets.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

one opener that always works for me is "hey, would you happen to have the time?" and go from there

 

[Canadiandon]

or "I have this cup of chocolate pudding and this rubber glove came with it, what do you think the pudding is for?"