"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Photoshop my girlfriend!

REd-xL

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/charlatan2/graduation/meinpreschool.jpg

My girlfriend thinks this preschool picture of her is super-cute. I think she looks like one of those possessed children in a Japanese horror flick.

I'd like to see what some of you creative genuises have to offer in terms of Photoshopping ability.

Go crazy.

If you want more pics for inspiration, visit my journal.

~Rx
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Spike_the_Dragon

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Japanese women are soo hot... possessed or not.:D


But, yeah... thats a pretty creepy baby picture.:eek:
 

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Tip: Explain the picture before posting the picture.

I was like :eek: I better call the police on this peddo


;)
 
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