"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Pet Peeve

zekko

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I thought I would share what is one of my biggest pet peeves:

Internet lists. Specifically, internet lists where you have to load a new page to see each new number. For instance, say it is Top 50 Health Foods. You start at #50, then click an arrow to load a new page to see #49, then load a new page to see #48, etc. Sometimes they even stick a commercial in between the pages to delay you further.

I would much prefer to see all the items listed on one page. Some of these articles list them as an option, but these are few and far between. Some offer a seperate scrolling window where you can scroll through the numbers and go to whichever number you want, but again, these are relatively rare.

I was on the CNN webpage this morning and saw an article for the Major League Baseball Power Rankings. When I went to the article, it was one of these lists where you had to click through 32 pages to see all the teams on the list. Needless to say, I decided against this, and instead went to ESPN's website, where they list the power rankings all on one page.

Usually I just refuse to click on these at all, since I find them so annoying. Even with today's faster internet, they load these pages up with commercials and graphics that end up slowing them down. Is anyone else irritated with these lists?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Agree.

I still can't decide if I hate the lists more for the f*cking videos. Sometimes I just want to read the damn article and not have to listen to a video with a damn 30 second commercial before it, plus a faggot host to "introduce the topic" (or introduce the expert who will be discussing the topic) before I can even get the first bit of information. :cuss:

The Internet is slowly taking everything annoying about TV and embracing it. :crazy:
 

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My pet peeves are getting bit by ants and mosquitos, people asking me what's wrong when I don't feel like being bothered or having a bad day, girls saying "might" or "maybe", and shoes that hurt my toes and soles of my feet.
 

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my biggest pet peeve is probably my wife waiting until I get like 1 block from the house to call me to ask me to run all the way back across town for some **** when i passed the store like 15 minutes ago.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It's the NFL draft, and once again I was annoyed by several of these page by page lists. I never did see a list of all the first round picks, because I kept finding articles that wanted to list all the picks on 32 seperate pages. Similarly, I had to pass up an article grading all the NFL picks because I would have had to surf through 32 pages to read it. This sh!t is getting worse.
 
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