"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Permanent, safe Tanning?

Drifter

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I'm really pale, too pale.
And I want to tan.

But I dont like the options put before me.

It seems like its either go sit out in the sun or tanning bed, and totally **** up your skin.
Oh yeah getting cancer and hella wrinkles when I'm older is so much fun.

Or I'm stuck putting on tanning cream every few days.

Isn't there SOME other way??

Anyone who has any ideas please let me hear em, it would be really appreciated........THX
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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enkai

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Hey tanning beds arn't bad...I goto one three times a week, my gym gave it to me for free, and I asked older people that have done it,and they have no problems with it, you can put on protective lotions to protect your skins when you tan, etc...but in the long run, i think that tanning beds are well worth it, cuz a godo tan makes everything look better
 

Fred Da Head

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Yup, tanning beds are the sh!t. I started going to one shortly before the holidays, and people really notice it. It's like laying in the sun, only you can do it year-round and you stay 5 minutes and still get results. (I do it 3x10mins a week right now, I wanna get dark) Plus, no tan-lines!

Anyway, I tried sunless cream and it sucks. It's hell to apply evenly, you have to walk around naked for a while because it takes time to dry, and then you might have to re-apply. The results aren't nearly as good as in a tanning salon, either. There's always the risk of streaking, orange skin, etc.

All in all, I recommend tanning beds.
 

wheelin&dealin

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Don't worry about getting wrinkles. Men don't age. It's the women who have to worry, because they age badly. It's true...
 

Melder

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are tanning beds any safer from skin cancer or is it the same as the sun risk
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Zelemont

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Originally posted by wheelin&dealin
Men don't age.
Is that a fact? Hmm... I didn't know that.
 

Loverman

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Face Pollution

I think men look better in their old age than many (if not most) women. Maybe because of all the things women put on their face throughout their lives.
 
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