"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Perfume sugestions for a gift for a female?

romanticpoet

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Hey guys, I want to buy some perfume for a gift; does any one have any suggestions?

Mind you, it's not for some random chick I met on the street. Actually, it's going to be my sister's 21th birthday so I want to buy her something special; perfume.

Does anyone have any suggestions? I'm somewhat clueless as to which ones are good. Should I just go to the store and start sniffin?

I don't want to get her some super-sexual night time brand, but a light, dayware one that will make her smell nice (like smells pretty, not smells sexy)

thanks
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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scrouds

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heh, how old is your sister that you don't want her being sexy and is she hot? ;)
 

Kal0051

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why not go to the store and get the girls there to "model" perfume for you? I'd do that, especially if their hot, would be possible to get some numbers at the same time.
 

Bible_Belt

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I like the sampler sets with five or six bottles in them. Usually, each main designer will have a set of small bottles of each of their main fragrances. This way she gets to try several. They are usually cheap, too.
 
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