Check this **** out http://www.paris-hacked.com/
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
paris hiltons phone was hacked...
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
who gives a [censored]????
seriously kid, stop watching mtv, that crap is bad for you!
seriously kid, stop watching mtv, that crap is bad for you!
undesputable
Master Don Juan
dont really care...except for lindsay lohan of course. But im not going through the trouble of trying to figure out the other 3 numbers, calling her and seducing her over the phone....or more like calling her, and having her hang up within 2 secs if she even answers.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Paris Hilton?
If it wasn't for the internet video I'd still swear she had a d1ck.
If it wasn't for the internet video I'd still swear she had a d1ck.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
ShizamDaMan
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Pretty funny, but I'd much rather get Lindsay Lohan's number from her in person 
Perhaps if my band makes it big and I move to California... here's to making it happen
Perhaps if my band makes it big and I move to California... here's to making it happen
ha yea http://mitglied.lycos.de/sidekick/address/book.html has all her real #'s, but I think most of them no longer work... either way its still funny ****ting on snobby ass celebs
diablo
Master Don Juan
Call Vin Diesel's number... odd...
Also try Lindsay Lohan... even odder...
Fred Durst is some advertisement for 'a-wolf.com'
Not sure how "real" this is...
Also try Lindsay Lohan... even odder...
Fred Durst is some advertisement for 'a-wolf.com'
Not sure how "real" this is...
undesputable
Master Don Juan
its real....it was on yahoo news too. But who really knows it might be all fake
some of these are legit guys!
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1468351&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
I'm tempted to call rhona mitra holy ****.
and the lohan one is legit
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1468351&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
I'm tempted to call rhona mitra holy ****.
and the lohan one is legit
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.