"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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oneitis again...

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lol this is crazy.. is this normal?

once i get a girl better than the other, i get a oneitis, and then i try to cop a better one.. then when i cop it, i get onetis with this one.. and so on.. is this normal?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Huh? What the fork are you talking about kunt? What do you mean? If you're getting one girl after the other you shouldn't be getting attached. Nuff said.
 

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Go away you bloody bb.com troll.. Its so much better at bb without your useless posts. Dont turn this forum into one. Post 1 topic a day and use it if you have any more ideas.:rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by -.-
lol this is crazy.. is this normal?

once i get a girl better than the other, i get a oneitis, and then i try to cop a better one.. then when i cop it, i get onetis with this one.. and so on.. is this normal?
If you had "one-itis", you would NOT be trying to "cop a better one."

I'm not gonna be an ass about it like jiza, but think to yourself, is this thread REALLY necessary? :p
 

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Re: Re: oneitis again...

Originally posted by squirrels
If you had "one-itis", you would NOT be trying to "cop a better one."

I'm not gonna be an ass about it like jiza, but think to yourself, is this thread REALLY necessary? :p
No, I feel I have one-itis.. I dream about one constantly, so I feel to cure, I need to cop another girl.

When I get this girl to like me or go out with me, I get one-itis with her, and so on.

Figures if you cant help me, you cannot relate to my problem.

Jiza, I dont know you, you must have confused me with another person.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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Did you not post about you not being able to get girls because of your money?

Which is it?

Because if it's true - your dreams must be pure fiction.

Make your mind up.
 

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Originally posted by you:-

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i am probably the wealthiest person on campus. girls say im cute(i dont know, but i guess i look normal 8.6 on hotornot), i know im sexy (i work out religiously).(used to be really ugly as a child)

i have access to more than 16 vehicles owned by my family, i normally drive a lancer evolution or an suv/auv.. sometimes im chauffer driven.

the problem is just that.

i have looks(not to brag) and money.. but the problem remains.

girls think im too good for them or that im already taken.

plus its really hard! think about it.. if i get rejected.. look at the damage that will deal in my ego and pride..

i have really hard time approaching women because of that;

girls in school show almost no interest at all. they look at me, they know they cant get me because of my status + looks. (note: im chinese and that resembles status + goodlooks where im from)

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Read my reply to that post about you - how come you post the exact opposite now?


Make your mind up and post real situations.
 

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Originally posted by NewMan
Did you not post about you not being able to get girls because of your money?

Which is it?

Because if it's true - your dreams must be pure fiction.

Make your mind up.
No, I do get girls, just not those other girls from school. Theres just a confusion..

I do still get girls, not just all. You can believe my post, or you can believe what you think, either way it does not change the fact that what I do post is true.
 

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once i get a girl better than the other, i get a oneitis, and then i try to cop a better one.. then when i cop it, i get onetis with this one.. and so on.. is this normal?
yea I seem to have the same problem, i will meet a chick i will have one itis for her, go out in the weekend meet someone else n i will be in one itis with her, go out again find someone else n i will constantly think about the new chick.
 
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