DinoCassanova
Senior Don Juan
I use this popular online dating site from time to time. And so anyway I recognized this b!tch that I had met off there once before, quite some time ago, few years back. We had gone out a few times, and had QUITE a good time, and yes on the very 1st date. So that tells you what type of girl you've got here. Anyway, I "reactivate" my profile there because I see the b!tch online again. I write her a totally decent little message. Just hi, how are you, long time no see, I even say, sorry we lost touch but I know it was my fault, just bad timing back then, etc, etc. I figured maybe we'd hit it again. I'm not going to lie to you I WANTED to hit it again!! So instead of being decent about it and accepting a guy's apology (all I "did" to her was get w/her and not call her after, basically, but bear in mind she's got 2 kids and a divorce, so , package deal city), she writes me back this pissy little b!tch letter where she says, yes I remember you. And I also remember you being a jerk. Says she should warn other girls on the site about me. Again, I didn't do anything alot of you guys here (hopefully at least, considering the theme of this board) wouldn't do or at least wouldn't want to do. So I wrote her this back just a few min's ago :
LOL.... You weren't saying that when you were squirming around on that couch, wanting my finger up your backside, b!tch. I distinctly remember that being what you like. haha.... I could use some of that right now actually. Let me come over and write something new up on that wall again. I'll write it in Italian this time. You know, the language of love? Good luck finding a man under 45 who's going to take on you and your whole "package deal". At 31 years old, 2 kids and a divorce, shi- ite , you should consider yourself lucky if you don't end up using the pocket rocket and sleeping alone every damn night for the rest of your life because it's beginning to look alot like old maid city where you live baby.
~Dino~
Now, for an extra bonus for you guys, if you want to see a b!tch from the Chgoland area who you now know puts out on the first date, and loves it when a guy sticks his finger up her a$$ while he's going downtown (that's really her thing, trust me) , check out the b!tch's profile on match.com Her username is x_cite_me736, and she's freaky as hell. If any of you guys live in the Chgoland area, and are using or have ever used that site, you should go on there and hit her up. From what I recall , the pu$$y was like eating angel food cake. Highly recommended. & Tell her Dino sent you too. ;-)
LOL.... You weren't saying that when you were squirming around on that couch, wanting my finger up your backside, b!tch. I distinctly remember that being what you like. haha.... I could use some of that right now actually. Let me come over and write something new up on that wall again. I'll write it in Italian this time. You know, the language of love? Good luck finding a man under 45 who's going to take on you and your whole "package deal". At 31 years old, 2 kids and a divorce, shi- ite , you should consider yourself lucky if you don't end up using the pocket rocket and sleeping alone every damn night for the rest of your life because it's beginning to look alot like old maid city where you live baby.
~Dino~
Now, for an extra bonus for you guys, if you want to see a b!tch from the Chgoland area who you now know puts out on the first date, and loves it when a guy sticks his finger up her a$$ while he's going downtown (that's really her thing, trust me) , check out the b!tch's profile on match.com Her username is x_cite_me736, and she's freaky as hell. If any of you guys live in the Chgoland area, and are using or have ever used that site, you should go on there and hit her up. From what I recall , the pu$$y was like eating angel food cake. Highly recommended. & Tell her Dino sent you too. ;-)