"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Once Upon A Favor

honi1

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I like to think of myself I'm a pretty creative and funny guy. ( That's a lie, I know i'm funny.) However there is this one opportunity that presents it self and i don't know how to go about it. To basically cut to the chase, I made a bet with this girl i'm gaming. The winner gets any favor from the loser no questions asked. I won the bet but i can't think of a favor. It has to be a good one, so any input would be welcome.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Koheal

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put it in her butt hole, no jp u should make out with her dan
 

Bonafide

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Tell her your favor is that she takes you out to the mall and buys everything you ask for
 
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