"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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OMG, YES, YES, YES....But no....

SexxiKing777

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I was soo close to fvckin this b1tch today. I met her outside while it was raining and I was walking my doggy. She thought my doggy was so cute, so she said hi and we chatted for a bit.

She was having trouble with her trash cans. They are heavy as sh1t in our city, So I offered to help her out like the nice guy I am. She looked so happy and said that I was such a nice and sweet guy that She invited me inside for a smoking match

To bad I don't smoke, so i turned her down. I turned around and ran off after that as to not risk my reputation. Dragging my dog behind me, I realized what a sexual demon I had become. It feels like women are giving me a lot more sexy flirts than before. I don't know if I can handle all this heat. but I don't get nowhere because I don't smoke...

is there some way you guys do this? could I have fvcked her if I started smoking? All these chicks I know smoke, but I don't and it's annoying that I can't hang with them because I don't want lung cancer.

All guys who smoke get all the pvssy I guess. Maybe I should try drunk girls instead. I do drink
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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