"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Omg i had the best success ever last night

pingpongz

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So i was studying up, reading different methods the whole night before.

Anyways.. i walked into a bar with my wing feeling a bit nervous because there was so many hot women around,, We went to the bar and ordered a beer.

Then we stood in a corner for 15 minutes. Then i state shifted, using the cube method that i was taught by jabber and it had an amazing effect. I went to the anti ljbfzone.

Anyways i opened this set of dudes because i noticed they had women who just left them and i befriended them. Then we stood against the railing near the dancefloor looking out into the crowd and taking the vibe in. Then after a few more drinks, and a couple shots of vodka i was ready.. to start dancing. It was then that i saw the HB10 and knew that i would perform the figure of eight bowtie pattern on her and at least get a tounge down.

So i went to the bar and ordered another 2 beers and drank them. I couldn't see where she went so i wondered out towards the toilets. I didn't see anybody i knew, the other guys must have gone off and got success already, NOW WAS MY TURN!

I walked back into the club and ordered a pint of vodka and red bull i went back dancing, my energy was electric and she could see it. The next thing we were kissing and grinding on the dance floor. She may have only actually been a HB2 but after reading the **** on this forum i think ive made excellent progress!!

What should i do next to persue this? Critics welcome
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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use that momentum and energy and keep sarging
are you contend with the hb2? its ok, use her as a starter but if you are not contend keep going.....
 

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Solomon said:
use that momentum and energy and keep sarging
are you contend with the hb2? its ok, use her as a starter but if you are not contend keep going.....

I think if i was with a hot girl i would jizz in my pants
 

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Hahahahaha dude theres no way she was a 10 she was def soo gross and you just thought she was hot cuz you were so drunk lol.

I love how whenever im drunk, whenever i see a girl, no matter how ugly, im always just like "Ahhh shes not that bad!!!"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Don't feed the troll!!!!! :nono:




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