"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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omfg so many missed opportunities

Jack McCrack

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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christz

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who knows where i would be if i had followed through on all my missed oppertunities. I mean i've even talked it up with chicks who blatently wanted me to number close on them.

hell i had one girl give me a ****y "i wanna bang you" look while she was saying look at you all dissing on me. shyt she even whipped out her phone and started playing with it..

What did i say? "cool phone"

WTF was my problem back then who knows, all i know is when i look back at that my past is full of regret and fustration because of so many HB's i missed.
 
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