“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

Omegle

karakia444

New Member
Joined
Dec 6, 2011
Messages
1
Reaction score
0
This is a real chat.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f 25+?
You: sup
You: yup
Stranger: age pls
You: that's personal ;)
Stranger: 20 m here would u like to chat?
You: of course u sound sexy
Stranger: i 'm
You: how big is your ****?
Stranger: hey tell me ur age pls
Stranger: 12 inch
You: don't worry i fit your age range
You: ew
Stranger: have u been ****ed?
You: how hard is your **** when you have an erection
You: use the mohs scale please
Stranger: its 12 inch at that time
You: no i asked how hard it is
Stranger: hard like steel
Stranger: u will enjoy it
Stranger: f 25+?
You: ya let's meet up
You: which city are you in
Stranger: u have been ****ed before?
Stranger: india
Stranger: u?
You: you mean anal?
You: miami, usa
Stranger: cool
You: can you fly here feb 2-5 my husband will be out of town then
Stranger: sure
Stranger: we ll enjoy together
Stranger: so are u planning to call someone 2-5 feb?
You: what do you mean
Stranger: i mean do u call someone to **** u when ur husband is not at home?
You: maybe..
You: sometimes it works out sometimes it doesnt
Stranger: really? woww
You: can you do 3m/1f
Stranger: yup
You: i like to get it in 3 holes at the same time
You: while two guys make out
You: and the other one is getting ****ed by a dildo
Stranger: have u done it ever?
You: i did 4m/1f, that was a little too much
Stranger: ew
You: 4 guys is too much for any real attention
Stranger: u r very sexy woman
You: rawr
Stranger: r u of age same as my mom?
You: are you indian?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: why?
You: my dream is to get dp by an indian **** and black **** while blowing a white one
Stranger: wow nice
You: then the indian and black guy *** on each other's ****s and lick it off
You: are you willing to fulfill my fantasy?
Stranger: sure
You: then i take my 10" strap on and **** both of them til they cry
You: and suffocate them with a plastic bag until they pass out
You: baby are you there? i need to know if you will do this for me
Stranger: sure i will **** you har
You: you sound scared
Stranger: hard*
You: that's not enough
You: that's plain old boring
You: i mean, it's fun the first hundred times or so
Stranger: ok so as u like to be ****ed
You: are you looking at flights yet
Stranger: yup
You: show me
Stranger: have u sex with relative?
You: no you sick ****
You: if you show me your flight reservation far enough in advance my husband can pay for them
Stranger: i am looking for it
You: do you have erection right now
Stranger: yup
Stranger: r u figering?
You: i only will if u jerk off right now
You: do it u little *****
Stranger: would u like if ur husband ****s someone else?
You: shut the **** up and do what i say
You: jerk off your 12" ****
Stranger: i have
You: move your hands up and down and squeeze it hard
You: rub your balls with your left hand
You: mmm yeah bbay
You: no woman's with you right now so you have to jerk off your ****ing ****
Stranger: m doing
You: stop ****ing typing and keep your hands on your ****
You: keep going squeeze your **** hard
You: rub your ****head ever so slightly
You: pretend like you're ****ing my tight ****ing ass
You: oh you woould like that wouldnt you
You: you ****ing ****
Stranger: yup
You: are you about to ***?
Stranger: no after 2 min
You: hurry the **** up
You: tell me when you are
You: i'll finger myself so hard if you jerk off and *** right now
You: i'll do it all for u baby
You: mmmmmm so good
You: i'm getting wet
You: wish you were here to **** my holes
Stranger: its out
You: yaaa we'd be rocking the bed
You: did you *** already?
Stranger: ya just now
You: i want you to *** on your computer
You: you ****ing ***** you *** when i tell you to
You: you did it too early
You: i want you to smear your *** on your computer
You: do it now *****
You: you are my ****ing sex slave
Stranger: ok
You: smear it all over
You: then lick it off your hot sizzling computer
You: show me how a real man does it
You: wipe all of your *** all over your screen and keyboard
You: do it so the keys get sticky
Stranger: ok
You: did you do it?
Stranger: yup i have done
You: are your keys getting sticky
Stranger: some keys
You: take a picture of it and send me
Stranger: i want to see urs first
You: no you ****ing ***** you listen to me
You: you do what i say
You: or i will take your monstrous **** and slice it right off
Stranger: i want to see u
You: show me the ****ing picture
You: you'll see me if you behave right
Stranger: go to hell to all will **** ur all wholes
You: was that english or some other language?
Stranger: cant u understand?
Stranger: u slut
You: oh yeah i'm a slut, what's wrong?
You: show me the picture
Stranger: no
You: you can **** my brains out in february or you can jerk off by yourself again like you just did
Stranger: u want ur bro to **** u?
You: no you sick ****er
You: did you forget what i ****ing said earlier?
You: i **** strangers and strange men
Stranger: then whom u like to **** with ur husband
You: my husband has nothing to do with this
Stranger: he also ****s some other girls?
You: you come february 2, then you and i and two other men **** like crazy
You: you tell me before december 24, we pay for your flight
Stranger: i want to **** u now
Stranger: be nude and show me ur pic
You: well idiot i'm in miami and you're in india
You: unless you propose that you fly over instantly
You: by "****" do you mean jerk off by yourself again?:
Stranger: no
You: then book your flight
Stranger: u very well know what i mean by "****"
You: i dont do that you *****
You: you dont deserve it
You: you didnt even show me the picture of your ***
You: on your keyboard
Stranger: i will not show u untill u show me ur pic
You: then i will end this conversation and find someone else to come in february 2
Stranger: sure
You: bye
You: I'M ACTUALLY AN 8 YEAR OLD BOY GO **** YOURSELF PUNJABI TINY ****!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Top