"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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OK lemme "ask the audience" on this one...fvck her or forget her?

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Jake-inator

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A crack wh0re?!?!


I dono about that, i'd stay away.
V.D. and a jelous guy.
Whatever you do, DO NOT double bag it just makes the condom more likely to break.

All this talk about crack wh0res reminds me of this joke i know...



what's the difference between a crack dealer and a wh0re?




























































The wh0re can clean her crack and use it again... :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ikkenai

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Dude, talk about overanalysis!

-She's a peice of butt
-She's obviously a sure thing (I've definately gotten the "it's that time of the month, but we can do it wednesday!" thing before.)
-She's trying to get some fun in, you're just another link in the chin of commitment-free lays to her. Never pass down a free lunch
-I'm continuously shocked at the values shown on this board, with **** like "OMFG SHE SMOKES WEED I DUMPED HER". I, my friends, and it would seem tons of girls my age kick back with a little blow from time to time. Just because she does some coke doesn't make her a money-grubbing drug addict. Just probably does.
 
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-I'm continuously shocked at the values shown on this board, with **** like "OMFG SHE SMOKES WEED I DUMPED HER". I, my friends, and it would seem tons of girls my age kick back with a little blow from time to time. Just because she does some coke doesn't make her a money-grubbing drug addict. Just probably does. [/B]
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I agree. In fact I have several friends who regularly snort coke (it's a completely different situation to smoking 'crack' btw) and hold down high-powered jobs and are also very nice people. Just having taken a drug doesn't automatically make a women a crack-ho'. That just makes people sound very naive.

Personally I'd giver her a go once but don't give her your #.
 
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