"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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oily hair/skin and other stuff help

squelchy451

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Hi.

I have oily skin or hair i dont know which.
My hair goes over my forehead and by 3 PM my foreheads get oily. I don't know if it's my hair b/c the hair that's not touching my forehead is not oily. My forehead, however, is the only oily part of my skin.

Anyway what products should I use to get rid of oily skin/hair?

Also, what should I do if a girl that I like/don't like asks me if I like her?



Thanks
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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rtb227

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that sounds like your hair just get some specialized shampoo for oily hair you can get it at any store

most girls that ask that usually do like you, I would just go with the truth
 

pseudo.Sam

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get a hairband and use it when u're at home. afterall..nobody's looking
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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BustedKnucks

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If your skin is oily you can take a zinc supplement to reduce acne. Oily hair is fixed by shampoo bro, make sure you shower every morning, and change your pillow-cases frequently.

If you have some kind of super-oil disorder, get a crew-cut or skinfade, stop wearing hats, or comb your hair back.
 

mpimpin

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Moved..
 
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