"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dear Zunder,
"If I DO ending up having herpes I have no one to blame other than myself, (and those of you that say use condomns are quite right, but doing some research not even condomns always work against the spread of herpes) - I would estimate (conservativley) that I have slept with 100-120 women since I lost my virginity at 16. Actually - for most of those I did wear a condomn - but whatever - when you put your dik on the crap table that often you can't be surprised when the dice finally rolls the wrong way."Mate that is the spirit that sent the Kiwis charging one and a half miles across Maleme Airfield in Crete in what is recorded as the longest bayonet charge in history,whatever it is you will find a way to get around it....
Must say I am surprised that Herpes travels through Condoms...amazing!!!.....I wonder if the super thick French letters that the Girls of the Village use might protect?
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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