"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Not for the casual rape enthusiast...

TheBucketOfTruth

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Someone posted this to the discussion board for my Gender Psychology class and how horrified she was about it. I thought the article was pretty funny, and it immediately made me think of Custer's Revenge for Atari.

Should we view a rape video game with cartoon characters as any worse than the multitudes of video games involving decapitations, murders, and gore?

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hentai-game-reviews/rapelay.php
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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No. It's one of the cultural flaws of the US....
 

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I don't see the difference. There's porn that plays into rape fetishes. As long as it's not real I don't see the problem.
 

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With nearly photo-realistic giant bedrooms and crying children that can get pregnant if you ejaculate inside of them. I never had to decide whether or not I was going to make that Indian tied to the pole get an abortion. There was no meter that would gauge her sexual pleasure. She stood there up against the pole and accepted things.

It was a simpler time. A better time.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :cry:

I realize this would be protected by freedom of speech, but damn those radioactive Japs are nuts...
 

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Farmboy said:
"We honestly had no idea people did not enjoy this stuff," said Cultural Affairs Minister Kazuhiro Nakai, expressing regret for the thousands of hours of bondage porn, rape porn, utensil-rape porn, food-rape porn, frozen-food-rape porn, vomit-enema porn, elder-care-coma-patient-rape porn, and the kind of a porn in which a nubile youth is kidnapped, stripped, tied down in a wading pool and raped. "We are deeply ashamed for whatever it is about these films that has made people around the world vomit so vigorously. Please know that the content was only intended to entertain and arouse."

The proposed new measures include a 50 percent reduction in live-eel anal insertions, and a requirement that portrayals of group sex involving seven or more individuals feature at least four human participants. Also under consideration is a zero-tolerance policy covering all "prurient uses" of colostomy bags.
LOL!
 

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holy fudge, so in japan group sex doesn't have to involve humans? damn... man, how could..urgh so hard to comprehend how a race could be so different without resulting to racism. Urgh
 

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search1ng said:
holy fudge, so in japan group sex doesn't have to involve humans? damn... man, how could..urgh so hard to comprehend how a race could be so different without resulting to racism. Urgh
Lol, I hope your post is also a parody or I'd be very worried.
 
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