SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
Secondedperseverance said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You win the thread, and life as a whole. I think he actually believes his advice is good. "GO TO THE GROCRY STORES, RUN INTO AN AISLE AT FULL SPEEDS, AND ASK HOW THE LETTYCE TASTES. GOOD OPENR GUYS. SARGE ON. OOORAH. FOR THE ALLIANCE. " Whatever. He made me a better man... somehow... Im sure.perseverance said:
GPShields3, the troll of the troll, is also funny as hell. And Naughty Ninja. I like the jokesters. But Iceberg is probably the only sane one here.