"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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newbie^10 help mr******* not screw this up.

i have to say...

  • you suck at life

    Votes: 2 25.0%
  • youre one lucky soab

    Votes: 5 62.5%
  • PIITB!

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • wrong forum you clingy puss

    Votes: 0 0.0%

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mrasshole

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Please consider the following situation and advice accordingly. ( don't advice if your 12 thanks :))

Important facts about me:
I’m a 18 yo virgin i have never dated a girl before i have no friends. and i rarely step my ass outside my house other than to workout twice a day. and go to school.
Ok yea mayor AFC here what ever...

Important facts about the chick:
hb 8 or 9, 21 years old has had a few other relation ships.(3) and is bossy. and not a slut.(ok hard to believe but let assume it's true) and is a social butter fly ha lots of friends etc..

Situation:
i have this hot chick coming to visit me from out of state. she likes me like a b and is goanna spend a week with me just being with me the entire week :eek: sex is involved and all we talked about it and have "known" each other for a bit over 5 months (chatting on aim that is). No she's not a slut. I’m just a very good looking soab. We are goanna go out she's getting a room at some fancy hotel. And she asked me to let her pay for everything.

review: basically I’m having this girl come and visit me take me out, pay for stuff and sleep with me. Pretty cool right? What a pimp

THY problem:
I’m just an ******* naturally hence the name. i don’t even have friends that's how bad it is, never had a girl have no idea how to treat a girl.

So where do I read up on that ****? i need to keep her happy for a week. and i'm just damn boring(but she likes me that way) so what do i do? i'm going from no dating or social relation at all with anyone else to spending a full week with this chick.

So I just want to know wtf to do? If I screw up with her under these easy circumstances then I’m never goanna do good with another chick


p.s if i posted on the wrong sec my apologies and if this sounds to clingy for this forum hey post a sign i did read the stikies you know .....
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MercutioTHEGREAT

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Okay my last post for 30days!!!



I'm an ass.hole also!!!!! naturally don't no why??:confused:

im also 18

you came to the right thread

I'm not a virgin...


just talk to her on a bf-gf and be interesting....make sure your comfortable....you caught me just before i was leaving!!!


if your an ass.hole just remember girls don't like em...actually some do some don't....if she's hot don't let her pay for everything it make you look like a little kid and you have no money...make sure you pay for something....pay for a gift.....


and be yourself when trying to fVck her....just say..."let's go back to your room and talk"

w/e no one on here can tell you how to do you remember that i'm outtie and good luck pimpin!!!!

oh and im also a Good lookin SoaB!!!!!

you sure we're not twins??? lolz peace!!
 

zerocelcius

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tear it up!
 

mrasshole

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Originally posted by MercutioTHEGREAT
.if she's hot don't let her pay for everything it make you look like a little kid and you have no money...make sure you pay for something....pay for a gift.....


man i a m alittle kid with no money!

buy a gift like what?
 
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