Apollo
Senior Don Juan
Over the past few weeks I've noticed in the discussion forum that there are quite a few "help me" threads. It's just an idea but it might be benificial to add a help me forum or something along those lines.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.