"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"

The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.

Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.

Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.

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New Don Juan MOTTO!!

nan3109

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I believe this DJ motto should be implemented somewhere on this site.

How many of ya'll agree?


"Girls are like bandaids, use them once and get rid of them for a new one that isnt worn out and infected"

hee hee...:D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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YOU ARE NOT A MAN UNTIL YOU BECOME A DON JUAN!!
 

quest

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lumberjacks are men.

don juan is a way of life.
 
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Originally posted by quest
lumberjacks are men.

don juan is a way of life.
wh@ring is a way of life too! Iam not negating anyone elses manhood.... its' just a motto and not a fact of life.


how about ...

"you are not the man women prefer until you become a don buan"
 
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"women prefer don juans"
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"you'll never hear James Bond ask a girl to 'talk about us'"
 

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This is the Don Juan motto.


"Go!".
 
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