MatureDJ
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
new Britich Columbia law mandates that 2 years of cohabitation is legal marriage!
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Who Dares Win
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If it goes like this soon we would better use a camoufage even for dates, surely some new law will tell us how we own something to a woman simply because we shared the same table.
zekko
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Exactly what I was thinking. Guys are too smart now to marry women under the "males get shafted" court system. So the feminists and lawyers are going after people who live together. This is only going to force men to stop living with women. So the logical next step is to go after people who date. Share a movie with a woman and bang she owns half your car lol.Who Dares Win said:
As a side note, this strikes me as a terrible blow against freedom. People can't make choices for themselves without the tyrannistic government's direct supervision.
Notice also that the article says that couples would be waking up surprised to find out they were essentially married. Really, when they come up with laws like this they should at least issue some sort of warning.
SecondHalf
Master Don Juan
Just make sure that you move into her house and paint a few walls or change a toilet, then you're good!
SH
SH
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Night-hawk
Master Don Juan
http://www.commonlawrelationships.ca/saskatchewan/Mauser96 said:
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Upside
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Would a swiss bank account really be free from the shackles of divorce lawyers?
A lot of marriages are like having a housemate you don't have sex with, barely talk to and barely tolerate. So this means you can't have a housemate of the opposite sex for more than 2 years or she can claim you were a couple. 
The more they push, the faster the system collapses.
Next up will be if you date a chick without cohabiting for more than 2 years, you're married. Get ready then for lots of women being dumped at the 23 months mark.
The more they push, the faster the system collapses.
Next up will be if you date a chick without cohabiting for more than 2 years, you're married. Get ready then for lots of women being dumped at the 23 months mark.
I wish this law came out in 2000. I was living with 5 chicks. Sexing two and working on a third. I could've had a real harem going. :crackup:
P.S. This law came into effect last March. Some of you BCers are shacked up and already 4 months into your "engagement"!
P.S. This law came into effect last March. Some of you BCers are shacked up and already 4 months into your "engagement"!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.