"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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neighbor

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my neighbor is around 21 and i'm only 16. when she went out with my brother, i knew she had these sex feelings for me. yes i know its weird. the way she spoke to me and looked at me. touched me alot! and complimented me on my great looks and everything. the way she moved her body while looking at me really gave me the clue. even my brother knew it. now that they are broken up, she's always asking me if i need a ride. ( i'm always rollerblading around and everytime she passes, hey john do you need a ride?). anyways, now that they are broken up, i want to get in for the sex part. she has a bf right now, but i know ( you can so tell ) that she just wants me for sex and i feel the same way for her. next time she asks me for a ride, i want to know what to say to her to know that i only want to have sex with her. how do i start this conversation? i know how to end it can you write up a conversation kinda so i can get a better viewpoint of how i should talk to her. i know if i get it right, i'll have her in a second. Don Juan's, help me.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Luveno

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Ok dude. Here's the deal. Never ever **** around with one of your friends old **** girls/girlfriends etc.

Now, its your bro. He's blood. It doesnt matter that youre horny - stop being an AFC and trying to get your brothers leavins. Get up and LEARN how to pick up and **** your OWN women.
Its all about honour: NEVER **** with your BROTHERS EX GIRLFRIEND. THERE IS NO HONOR IN THAT. If I were your bro and you did this, Id kick your sorry ass so bad that youd wish your **** didnt work.
 

NoBull

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I agree, that's disrespectful for your brother. Even if it's a fu(k-and-run situation.
 
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